Date men and women from United States / Arkansas / Mountainburg, 40 year old

Date someone special from Mountainburg, United States. Well now, i have a wonderful 2 year old son. He is absolutely wonderful and amazes me everyday. I mean, how he finds ALL the stuff I dont want him to find is just incredible! And he is so very handsome and cute. His cuteness should really be enough to want to get to know me better by itself. I am retired from the military and am currently attending UAFS pursuing my B.S. which, according to my friends, I got a long time ago, but the college did not accept my life transcript. Bastards. While the pictures show me with a little fuzz on my chin, I shave everyday and go back-n-forth often. My hair grows real fast! And despite the fact that I look like a dork, I really am a cool dork. Hard to believe, but possible. I am a musician and have been playing since I was 15, and I now record music at home. I am not the "can I crash on your couch, dude" type musician though. I am happy to sleep in my Jeep. I am an easy laid back type of guy, dedicated to pursuing the positive in life and within myself. I enjoy doing anything at all. Outside, inside, underside, does not matter at all. All sides are open to discussion. I have been diving in the Mediterranean and climbing in France, I have been all over the world and look forward to traveling more in the near future. Or not so near future. Depends on if the world ends this year. Could be traveling into the unknown.... It would be great to meet some people and go out and see where it leads. And personally, I think online dating rocks!!! I have seen so many people from so many places in the United States that I never knew existed!!! I know it may not seem like it, but I am a funny guy, and not just in looks. I mean, some of the words that come out of my mouth entertain people. I walk into doors too.
So, if you are interested in taking a chance on a short Irish man, let me know! Thanks.
P.S. I have noticed I do not spark anyone's interest. I can assure you, I shower and brush my teeth regularly. And I look better in person. They say that pictures put on extra pounds of idiocy. Well, these are not the real pictures of me. I will try to get the good pictures of me up on here as soon as I am done with the Photoshop. Thanks for your patience...Oh, by the way, I am 39, not 40. Not ready for THAT yet!