Date men and women from United States / Arkansas / McRae, 55 year old

Date someone special from United States. I'm an out going person. Love to laugh and on occasion, get tickled and can't stop. Like to tease others but rake take it as well as I give it. I'm looking for a down to earth lady who's secure in herself and can laugh with me. I've been told I should be a stand up comedian.
Witty remark is almost always first think that pops into my head. This had gotten me in to trouble. I did a lotta pushups when I wad in the army. I've yet to meet a drill sergeant with a sense of humor. As I've matured, I have developed a clutch between my brain and mouth but ..
.........sometimes its slips a little. If you're easily offended, ie you'd rather me call myself vertically challenged instead of short then...........I'm not the guy for you

Meet people from United States. i'm a true born arky!love the outdoors for sure.not as much on winter as i used to be.i'd rather take it off than put it on.grew up on the old rock and roll,but love me some country too.throw a little butt bumpin' funk in there.i be happy!would like to find a woman that wouldn't mind handing me wrench but definetly loves the kiss and cuddle too.don't mind sittin' on the porch and watchin' the sun go down,or come up.am easy goin',lookin for someone to share our time together with.

Date people from United States. i am a eternal optimus i see the good in everything. i am a animal activist especially wolves. i just like life. i am grateful for my dad for being so open with me. i am looking for someone with simular interest but still has his own thing