Date men and women from Arkansas, United States. Yes, you read that correctly. This is not a scam or gimmick of any kind, however due to the possibility of overwhelming response there are stipulations that apply. Before I state those in the fine print, I should tell a little about myself first. I’m not a salesman, smooth talker, not married or have any children. I have an unconventional way of looking at things in a different perspective. I’m certain that you might already know that by the way this profile is formatted. Please keep reading even if you’re remotely interested. I don’t smoke, seldom drink and never gamble unless the odds are secretly in my favor. I enjoy outdoor activities such as cycling, scuba diving, camping, and I’m sure there are others that I might be forgetting to keep this short and to the point. Some things that make me conventional would be that I do enjoy long walks on the beach, engaging conversation and candle light dinners just to name a few. On the obverse, what doesn’t make me conventional as a typical guy would be; I would paint your nails, give you an eyebrow wax or even a back massage anytime you asked me. Yes, I’m quite good at all of those things, even sewing by hand. I suppose one would have certain amount of trust established before that happened, maybe not so much for the sewing.
Ok, for the fine print which the font size is not changeable on here. To be able to redeem this valuable offer I must send you a redemption code in an email to you. For you to receive the redemption code there must be multiple exchanges of correspondence between us. This is where wit and humor combine to captivate my attention. As you may already know, I enjoy humor because being serious all the time is such a drag. Don’t get me wrong; I am taking this dating thing seriously, maybe the last attempt at match, my profile was too ordinary which didn’t strike enough interest. The rest is up to you, I look forward to your response.