Date men and women from United States / Arizona / Peoria, 42 year old

Date men and women from United States. !!!WARNING!!! Do NOT read if you have an aversion to Winks and Exclamation Points! Match has scientifically determined their use to be detrimental to our search for Love and cautioned us to avoid them! I think they are sexy and have used them at every possible opportunity ;)
First of all... I don't want to be a part of your "Man Harem". Really. I mean..REALLY! Man Harems? ONLY on-line! I understand! I see how beautiful you are.. You can't help it! These men just won't leave you alone uh huh ;)
Personal details? Yikes! I like *snowboarding. Texting sucks. Dark beer beats white wine; but, red wine is fine. I don't mind doing all the work ;) ... That wasn't so hard! I guess I can relax and let the words flow...
You want to know what makes me tick?..what I am looking for. Do I really have to SAY that I am interested in Camping and Hiking? Sports and fast cars? Did I forget to check the box that said "Male"?? Don't my pics just scream "8 year old in an 18 year old's body" ? ;) so I have to spell it out...I am a guy. I like dirt (not really) and fixing stuff that I break. I was in the ARMY and I went to Wilderness Survival School for THREE WHOLE WEEKS!! BUT, I also know that my pen** will not fall off if I do the dishes, cook, clean and help out with the laundry :)
Do I also need to SAY that I like to snuggle? Hold hands? That I would love to give you a foot massage every evening if it pleased you? Am I supposed to explain every steamy detail of how I would like to pin you to the wall in all manner of random places both private and public and bite lightly on your neck and ear? All joking aside, I am the boyfriend that opens ALL doors for his girlfriend.. even when she is mad. I am the husband that sits right next to his wife at the restaurant.. not across the table. I am the man that will set the table with flowers and surprise you with a great dinner for no reason at all. MOST IMPORTANTLY, I have given myself "Best Kisser", "Most affectionate" AND "Greatest Lover EVER" awards, TEN YEARS IN A ROW! That's right! I am very proud of that. Seriously. Ten times!
So, right about now you're probably thinking that I'm perfect... well, I'm not! Not quite :) Sometimes I pee on the toilet seat. :( and maybe a little on the floor... and wall ;)
Uhmm Yeah, uh, anyway.. since I have trouble articulating myself.. please feel free to assign all desireable MANLY and ROMANTIC qualities to me; that is much simpler. No? You see, I found myself tempted to describe myself as "grumpy" and "smelly" but somehow I KNOW that at least one of you will think that I am telling the truth (which I would be ;) and I am pretty sure that THAT is NOT very helpful so... I promise to answer MOST questions that any of you ask me! Truthfully even! AND.. I will tell the "right woman" EVERYTHING she wants to know :)
xoChris
"Oops" I just realized that my profile said I was one hundred and five years old... I was only joking! I'll bet THAT is a deal breaker!
Less than five foot tall? No.. KIDDING! I don't mean to brag.. but I am 5'10 AND a HALF!! ;) this damn site won't let me put a HALF! so I said F*** it! and I said I was tiny.. No offense Minimen! But that didn't work out so well for me. Why do you women HAVE to wear heels anyways??!! Isn't there some very tall woman out there somewhere that wants to spoon ME?? PLEASE!? ;)
Nothing worse than seeing that dreaded 5-11 and up! Damn!
Few Extra Pounds.. I meant it.. but not like that! I WANT to lose five pounds so I can have my six pack back and look great! (for you! ;) )You don't understand how ALL these women are! You are JUST as bad as men when it comes to being "visual"!! There is a lot of pressure to be sexy! and these little winks only get a guy so far ;) you like that? Here you go ;) Ooh ;) multiple winks!
and I don't pee on the tiolet seat; I totally sit down ;)

Meet a man from United States. Looking for someone special to begin a rewarding relationship.
Someone who looks at me and smiles. Is confident, caring, active and attractive. I want to laugh a lot and still carry on a good conversation. Be honset and dedicated to one another.
Hopefully you can turn heads when you are dressed for the town and are perfectly comfortable in a t-shirt and shorts. I'm attracted to many different types of women. It may be the physical beauty that catches my eye, but the inner beauty will intensify the attraction and determine if there is a possible LTR.
I'm looking for someone who is honest and willing to say what's on her mind. If we meet and the spark isn't there, let me know and I will do the same for you. I've never been a player and don't plan to change. Lets leave the games and guessing to the teens.
I am quietly confident and can adapt to the situation. I can strike up a conversation, sit back and observe or win the all important "life of the party" award if needed. I'm willing to take a risk and usually end up laughing at myself a few times a week. Hopefully you can laugh at yourself and don't take yourself to seriously.
I work hard to complete goals and I always have something going on. I realize the importance of shutting things down to spend time with you. Going out with friends, just the two of us or staying at home is needed to keep the relationship thriving. I will attend to that special person in my life.
Our experiences have shaped us into who we are today and I'm not interested in changing you or controling you. I'll love you for who you are and not who I think you could be.

Date a soulmate from United States. I'm giving this online dating one more chance. I know there is a woman out there for me and I'm not giving up that easy. I have a few months left on my membership and want to make the most of it. No drama, no games. Don't waste my time, either your interested or your not. Nothing in between.
How do you make yourself sound great without sounding full of BS? Well, I’m going to speak the truth and hopefully you will like it. I’m looking to meet a woman with a kind heart to spend time with and see where it leads. Starting off as friends is a good place to begin. I’m more interested in looking inside your heart rather then under your skirt. A woman with a sense of humor who doesn’t take things too seriously is a must have! Life is too short to be serious all the time. I’m hoping to meet a woman who can communicate effectively. Reading between the lines is a major turn off and I will quickly lose interest. I don’t like to text as a form of communication as words can easily be misconstrued. Once you get to know me you will find that I’m the type of guy you can feel safe and comfortable to be with. I’m most certain I can make you laugh with my goofy sense of humor. I’m stubborn but fair, naughty but nice, easy going but not a push over, sensitive but not a wimp, confident but not cocky. I’m not an alcoholic (rarely do I drink), I don’t do drugs (abusers are losers), I’m disease free (have no problem proving it) and can pass a back ground check (with flying colors).
In 2010 I suffered a back injury that limited me to any strenuous physical activity. After the healing process in early 2011 I forced myself in to the gym. Since then I have lost over 45 lbs. and have about 10 more lbs. to reach my goal. Whoo Hoo! I’m pretty proud of my accomplishment as I did this on my own with out the help of a trainer. Thirty minutes on the stair climber is a killer! Can you do it? If you do yoga I’m game. I don’t expect you to have the body of a Venus, just have some pride in your appearance. I'm not easily intimidated by women so I just may surprise you! I do have a few tattoos that are easy to conceal if necessary. Back massages are always welcomed. =)
I’m a gentleman who knows how to treat a woman properly (like a lady with kindness and respect). I don’t ask for much but I do expect the same treatment in return. If you are a serial dater, high maintenance, a player, or just plain psycho; move on to the next profile. I’m looking for a woman to stimulate my mind not cloud it. I’m an intelligent man with a huge heart to offer that listens to everything you say. So please be open, honest, and real. It is all you can do to be yourself and I don't put on a front for anyone. Thanks for checking me out and I look forward to hearing from you soon!

Meet someone special from United States. I'am just a normal all around good guy, who likes football,golf,hangin with good people,workin hard and enjoying life.What I'm lookin for in a woman, is someone who enjoys some of the things.People refer to me as enthusiastic,sarcastic and good natured.My perfect match would be a well rounded woman with a good sense of humor that loves to laugh and enjoys life.

Date people from United States. Honest,Outgoing,Fun individual who loves life and is looking for someone to share it with. My friends would describe me as a caring person who loves to help others, a person who loves life and lives to the fullest. I am grateful for my Family and friends who are there for me at all times.

Meet single man from United States. I am a father of 2 who plays a very active role with his kids. When I'm not with my kids I am up for doing just about anything. I am quiet at first, but enjoyable once I start to open up. I like to be open to new things and love to share my experiences with others. I like to be active and at the same time like a quiet and relaxing day/evening when possible.
I like to get out as often as possible and I appreciate a day or evening staying in to cook/eat good food and take in a movie or two.
I am looking to meet someone to share time and experiences with. Someone who likes to receive attention and isn't afraid to give it back. Teach me something new. Travel, explore and basically have some fun.

Date men and women from Peoria, United States. I guess we will get into this as we go, not real sure what to say here so I'll just play it by ear. I would imagine I will know what I'm looking for when I find it. At least the search looks like it might be fun.

Meet a man from Peoria, United States. Not sure what exactly to write here that the last 10 guys you might have looked at haven't written.
My friends would describe me as an honest caring man who genuinely tries to better the people he is around. I am very positive and always looks forward to seeing the sunrise.
Life is too short to take everything serious (oh btw I am a pretty serious guy) so I try laugh as much as possible. I love comedy and almost any TV show (which I don't get to watch that often but thank you whoever that created DVRs) that has the shock factor or something completely unexpectedly happen.
I am looking for a friend who enjoys life as much as me. I'm not I'm a hurry for a serious relationship (not that I'm afraid of commitment) I just want to find my one and only one and that can't happen in a week or a month.
Just email me (im all about tradition but it is 2012 so please don't be shy) or reply because no matter what I put in my profile it could never represent 100% of me.

Date a soulmate from Peoria, United States. Always looking to learn I explore new things. Enjoy spending time time with the right person in a romantic setting. Willing to attempt new things and enjoy new ideas. It is hard to find the right person in this world. Looking for someone who is not afraid to be different. Confidence in one's self is a definite plus. I really like an individual who is not confrontational and will listen to many different ideas before making decisions.

Meet someone special from Peoria, United States. New to the online dating scene but here it goes?
Super grounded, funny, stable guy with great personality looking for women with the same qualities. If you?ve been asking yourself ?Where are all the good guys?? well you?ve found one. I like classic rock, sporting events, and live music but can just as easily unwind on the couch watching a good movie. Not into the club scene but I still like to go out and have a good time.
I like to work on improving my home and landscape, spend time with my kids and discovering new things to do (learning how to golf but not very good at the moment). I?m also a great cook! I love to pamper my mate (but expect the same). It?s one thing to tell someone you care about them but I believe it means more to show them.
I?m looking for a positive and loyal companion. Please no head games. Someone honest with integrity and values. Looking for friends first then we?ll see where it takes us. If my description sounds like your kind of guy than drop me a line. Looking to have coffee, drinks, dinner, or a movie and see what blossoms. You won?t be disappointed!

Date people from Peoria, United States. The whole online thing is still crazy to me. Oh well here goes. I would like to meet somebody that will change my world forever. What I would love to find is someone thatAndrade up to and it makes my day everyday and makes me feel like the most blessed man in the world! That's a perfect match for me!!
I see myself as a very confident person, that has a lot to offer. I have two wonderful kids that mean everything to me. They are my focus and we are an amazing package :)
YOU: Devoted, confident, beautiful, humble, sassy, fun, team oriented, etc...Try me, let's see what happens

Meet single man from Peoria, United States. Outgoing looking for the same. Great sense of humor, love to have fun and joke around. I can do dinner and a movie or go camping for the weekend, I'm up for anything. I really want to start traveling, I just need a partner. Sitcoms are my downfall, I love to laugh.