Date men and women from United States / Alaska / Akiachak, 36 year old

Date single man from United States. Blah...I hate writing. Things are better said in person.
Me:
I'm direct and to the point.
Ask and I will answer.
I will ask...tons.
I speak my mind.
I like solutions.
I cook. Scratch that. I heat things. Scratch that. I grill! And I'm damn good at it!!!
The little things matter.
I laugh, a lot.
I'll beat you at Monopoly. Be afraid. You want me on your team when the board games come out!
Love the family and friends. Nephew and nieces are growing up fast and with it the 'tude.
I dig extra sauce on my pie. Thin crust works. Even better, Jeno's!!!
Instant noodles rock but I've had less than 5 in the last 3 years.
I should eat better...should.
I'm oddly old fashioned and stubbornly progressive, and now, dizzy.
Oh yeah, I'm random. Don't take everything I say seriously. Gotta keep you on your toes.
You:
Be comfortable with who you are. No facades.
Always walk 2 feet behind me and no direct eye contact. Not really.
A sense of humor is a must. Be able to laugh at yourself because I sure will as I will laugh at myself also. Sarcasm oozing at the seems. I'm a barrel of monkeys. If you don't like monkeys, we'll know pretty quick and be alright with it.
Looking for my NPR girl.
Gotta find that gal who is always 2 seconds away from having a huge smile on her face and laughs easily.
Looks matter. Won't lie. But it's more about how we click. Someone I can talk to for hours or not talk to but speak volumes.
I want someone with a beautiful soul. A person who is kind through and through with a huge heart, regardless of who is watching.
Can't do all of this online, so let's meet. You get fed. I get to show you my break dancing skills.
Oh yeah, I'm NOT in North Dakota or Alaska. I'm in the OC. Cali!!