Date women from United States / Alabama / Satsuma, 48 year old

Date a soulmate from Alabama, United States. Let's see if I can be a little different from what everyone else says.....Nope. Sorry, it's going to probably be just like everyone else's. Even yours! I've been divorced almost 11 years. I enjoy the freedom to come and go as I please, but the doing it alone is becoming quite boring. I have 4 boys and a daughter-in-law. Two live far away and two live with me. I'm back in school and love it. I like my life now but wouldn't mind having someone in it to share the little things or even a big event or two. I want someone who would prefer getting to know each other with no expectations in the beginning. I did the 'head game' thing once. Just didn't know it was being done to me. So, please don't do it again. My perfect match doesn't keep the dirty dishes in the sink or dirty clothes on the floor. Okay, that's a little TOO perfect. Got a dog? So do I, but he thinks he's a human. Got kids? Me too, but I think mine are with me for free room and board. Play sports? I've always wanted to be a cheerleader. A sense of humor and adventure are a plus. I'll try anything once, as long as it's legal, just to say I tried it. Well, that's about it for now. I've either bored you to tears or peaked your interest. You decide and send me an email if you like. Hope to hear from you soon.Who would I like to meet? I'm not sure he's out there. I'd like someone who's down to earth, not conceited and just likes life in general. That's kind of important do you think? It's also nice when you can admit your faults, I do. Have some manners and morals. In other words, don't eat off my plate in a resturant. Yes, there are men out there who do that very thing. Don't attempt to go too fast in relationships. Having a sense of humor is a must. Be able to laugh at the silly things you do. If you don't I will. Yeah you can laugh at me too. I know what you're thinking, this all sounds so cliche'. Well it probably is, but it's what we all say. Also, someone who is taller than me is kind of a must. If I'm going to look down on a man I'd rather it be when he's sitting and I'm standing. Please don't be in a relationsip already, but be open to the idea of maybe having one somewhere down the road. Don't be judgemental until you know the whole story behind something either. I guess that's all for now. PS, I'm not a paying member yet, but given the right motive I could become one.