Date a boy from Alabama, United States. 0. Disclaimer
Match.com feels I am too desirable. As such, I've redacted some facts from this outline of some of my desirable traits (indicated as "[[REDACTED]]"). I apologize for any inconvenience this may cause you in swooning.
1. A Fictional Testimony as Proof of Character
My mother says I'm a catch — handsome, clever, smart, caring, charming — and I tend to agree; however, she also tells me not to do a bunch of that I'm going to do anyway because, "It's my life, [[REDACTED]]. No, I don't want you to send me any food, I've got plenty of food for myself because I'm a grown man. Yes-huh, Poptarts are a source of essential vitamins and minerals. What? No, it f[[REDACTED]]n' says it right on the box. Look, I've gotta' go, but I'll call you later. I love you, too. Mm'hmm. Okay, bye Mom."
I know you wouldn't call my mother a liar, now would you? I mean, you don't even know me.
2. All American Feats of Strength Boast-off
I'm strong of mind, body and soul.
2.1 Mind
I'm really good at thinking about things. I can think about a lot of things (it's super impressive, and I'm sure you can see how it makes me an ideal match just for you, because you're smart as well).
2.2 Body
I'm exactly as tall as you want. I can reach high things like wine-glasses, seldom-used silver and china, and even see above your refrigerator (that's where that utility bill is, by the way); however, I have incredible knee-dexterity. I can bend those suckers all the way down to look straight into your incredible eyes, and do all the romance on you.
What's that? I'm holding a candle for increased sensuality? You bet I am.
With my body.
2.3 Soul
Little Richard actually lives less than seven minutes away from where I grew up. No, I'm serious. Now, I've never met him, but I know that he's f[[REDACTED]]ing crazy powerful, and I'm pretty sure I've got more soul just from sheer proximity.
He doesn't like it when you knock on his door, but this isn't his profile. I like it when you knock on my door. Metaphorically speaking. Via e-mail. Amen to that, sister (again, metaphorically).
3. Power Animal Challenge (Medley Relay)
The most powerful animal is the wolf. This isn't about me anymore — these guys seriously need more respect. They have thick, sturdy coats to keep them warm and to act as a natural armor, their sense of smell and hearing is absolutely crazy, and they look awesome always.
Every gold star to the wolf.
4. Tongue In Cheek Romantic Endurance Biathlon But Not The Skiing Or Shooting Parts But Instead Making Out Good
I need someone who can compete. Think you got what it takes to throw the bones and go all in? Don't bring that pale s[[REDACTED]]t up here when you know my men are treys. This jam is on you, sweetheart.
(This section is both a reference to high-level domino play and becoming physical, mouth-wise. See 2.1.)
5. Strictly Optional Mandatory Congratulatory Ceremony (Open Bar)
You've made it this far and seen everything that's incredible about me. Do you think you have what it takes to be gingerly escorted to (and from) the food court (or locale of equivalent nutritional value) by the left arm (or "powerbow") of your's truly?
Congratulations! You now must decide if you have to contact me ("re: you impress me xoxo") or if you just don't want to and whatever. You know how to work an internets.
Break.
Meet someone special from Alabama, United States. I just got out of the navy and recently returned to Alabama to continue school. I love spending time outdoors but I honestly spend a little too much time watching TV, when I'm not studying. I am looking for someone that likes to spend time in the gym but isn't a nut! I also would like someone that doesn't mind curling up with a book or just watching a movie.
Date single boy from Alabama, United States. I'm looking for a woman that is kind, intelligent and fun. Someone who doesn't stress out or act irrationally at the slightest of problems.
I like:
...to broaden my horizon whenever I can.
...to travel any chance I can.
...like beer.
...smile too much.
...am strong.
...suck at telling stories.
...love to laugh.
...not afraid to help someone in need.
...love photography.
...love animals.
Currently in school for Biology at UAB.
I have a wonderful dog and a cat that pretty much does nothing. I have a huge heart and would much rather give than receive. I hate bad spelling. I love to hike and camp, and travel. It's a huge world, I'd love to see as much as I can. I often get up at midnight and just go take pictures, I love photography... but the more money I spend on gear, the less I go out- haha. Movies, music, shows, theater, art shows.... all enjoyable to me
Meet a soulmate from Alabama, United States. I am laid back, very nice, kind of nerdy in a way, Looking for a nice girl who doesnt mind crashing out on the couch watching movies. Active, I like to go camping, music festivals. I enjoy video games and technology. I do not smoke. I would consider myself more mature and educated than alot of guys my age. Well traveled and know whats up. I like cool girls that have there head on straight, responsible, loyal, trustworthy and loving. I am not stingy with the love as i am very affectionate. Love me and it is returned.
Date people from Alabama, United States. My friends think of me as a funny guy who cares about the people that are close to me. I usually try to go out of my way for friends and family when they need me. I like to take life easy and just enjoy it as much as I can because you never know when you're gonna go. I love to laugh and joke about stuff all the time, there is nothing more fun than sitting around laughing with friends. I am pretty close to my family but right now I don't live anywhere near them. I recently moved to Huntsville Alabama to start my career and so far I am loving it. I am very blessed to have everything that I do and to be where I am. I have been single for a long time now, my life has been so busy since my last relationship that finding that special person was placed on the back burner. Still, I have always longed for someone that makes me feel like nothing matters as long as I have her. I rarely go out to clubs and bars, I just end up standing around people watching. I would much rather do activities that engage you like live concerts or art festivals. I like cooking even though I am not very good at it.
I am not asking for a lot in a partner. I hope to find someone who can just be herself around me and I can be myself with her. We can share our free time together doing things we both like and just getting to know everything about each other. One thing that I do ask from someone I am dating would be loyalty and honesty, nothing worse than being with someone you have feelings for and then finding out they are cheating. Anyway I'm not trying to be a debby downer. Just looking for someone to share life and thoughts with.
Meet a guy from Alabama, United States. Nice young man looking for a nice young woman! I'm not very picky when it comes to women! I'm a very easy going and down to earth person that loves to have fun! If I like you then you will love me!! I do my best to keep a smile on anybody's face!
Date men and women from Alabama, United States. My name is Matt. I would describe my personality as shy and quiet at first but once I get to know someone I tend to open up more. I don't like to be the center of attention. I'm basically looking for a friend and maybe move onto something more, someone special.
Meet a boy from United States. im a laid back, fun, family oriented guy that loves to have a good time. I love to sing and play guitar. I like trying new things and seeing new places. I hardly ever meet a stranger and get along with everyone. I'm wanting to meet someone who wants to have fun and take things slow
Date someone special from United States. Moved down here about two years ago from Vermont for school, working on my PhD at UAB. I'm very easy going and laid back, try not to get too serious when I'm away from work. I enjoy spending time outdoors, whether it be skiing, golfing, hiking, biking or camping. I work hard, and am focused on furthering my career, but know when to put it aside to relax and have fun. Family oriented, like spending time with family. Am reliable, honest and trustworthy; if I make a commitment to be somewhere, I'll be there. I'll admit now too that I'm a bit of a sports nut - I mainly enjoy football, hockey and baseball.
Looking for someone who has a few similar interests as I do. I know it's not overly important to share all common interests, but I believe that having some similar hobbies or ideologies is a good basis for a relationship. I'd like someone who likes to go out and have a good time, but wouldn't mind chilling out at home and watching a movie either. I'm looking for someone who enjoys outdoor activities - I know Alabama has a lot to offer. Just picked up running - I've done a couple of half-marathons recently and would like to do a full one soon. Honesty is a big thing with me. I'd prefer you tell me you don't like something rather than pretend you do to spare my feelings. Above all else, just be yourself when you're around me.
Meet single boy from United States. A good lady thats not all about self more of all about us and were we can go in life and fun and someone that feel good that she has someone that feels good to have her and more of a out Goin person lil in goin.....LoL NOT JUST someone i can like but love too.
Date a soulmate from United States. I'm 26, and from Illinois, I've lived here in alabama for 9 years and have to say I love the people and the beautyness here.. I love to try new things and I also enjoy four wheeling, the lake, and hiking and anything to do outdoors.. I work in the coal mines and I'm on day shift after waiting 5 years. I love animals and not much of a hunter I'd rather rescue and safe them than kill them and eat them.. I love to travel when I can.
What I'm looking for in someone is really nothing special as long as you have a life before you met me. Looks don't last forever, but a great personality will. Anything else you wanna know just ask.
Meet people from United States. Im a 26 year old professional, born in California but living in Alabama for a long time. My perfect match would be someone who knows what they want in life but is also easy going and fun loving. I enjoy traveling around the world, good food and good music.
Im incredibly honest and straight forward, not into playing games.