Date people from Alabama, United States. I like beef and cheese, I am funny lol.
If your looking for tall dark and handsum I am your man, or looking to reenact a naked rodeo, I am your man (but bring your own clowns).
Actually I am saving up for clown college as this working for a living sucks. I think magic is cool and envy Harry Potter. Would like to find someone into the Twilight Series as I too believe that your hot boyfriend defines you.
I am laughably predictable and I like camping, pool, darts, sledding, meeting new people, gingers and fun.
I would like to meet someone who is my equal, a true partner, someone who helps around the house. Cooking is optional as I find woman who can't cook and is co-dependent and needs help scrubbing the sides of the toilet very sexy.
Must have own car, insurance optional as well as the basic rudimentary knowledge of making beer, wine and shine. Able to hold up your end of the conversation and a hair to keep from getting puke on it, and of course be super hot. Business women go to the head of the line, but did I mention be really hot. Oh yeah be able to hit a golf ball off the women's tees at least 150 yards straight and mostly fawn over the 3 drunk guys on your scramble team, oh yeah look hot in golf shorts or short golf skirt and that may make the 150 requirement variable.
And if you have made it this far I want to say the "midget man of steel" totally rocks.
Meet someone special from Alabama, United States. My Self Summary....(does everyone hate trying to summarize themselves on a dating website, or is it just me? )
First of all, I failed the "enter your birth date test". I'm 46. And I really can add and subtract, most days.
I'm talk, dark, handsome... (hmmmm...I think that one's been used before)
I enjoy long walks on the beach and quiet nights in front of the fireplace. ... ( I think that one's been used before too.)
Well, hell, here's the truth of the matter.
I'm attractive...if you like blue eyes and short bangs.
I'm fun.....if you like adventure.
I'm smart....if I haven't had too much to drink
I'm athletic... think lance armstrong vs hulk hogan
I'm passionate....about everything that interest me.
I'm unique....along with the other 6,840,507,003 people on the planet
I'm financially stable....can't really say that about the other 6,840,507,003 people on the planet
What IвЂ™m doing with my life?
Spending too much time writing this profile.. Maybe you could help me with that. I think I'd rather be out having fun with you.
A bit more about me...
My kids are grown adults living in different parts of the country. I hang out with them pretty often. We have a ton of fun together. I was a parent at 19 and woefully unprepared. I spent most of my young years trying to figure out how not to screw them up. It all worked out well, despite my countless missteps. I love them to pieces.
I like to make people laugh: But my humor can range from ultra dorky, which is when people laugh *at* me to the other end of the spectrum which can be pretty inappropriate. I've been known to make folks squirm.
I'm good at team Sports....not. Actually, I *suck* at team sports. Seriously, I really suck at team sports. When I was 12, I weighed a solid 90 pounds and tried to play football. My coach had a cruel sense of humor and put me in as a linebacker. It didn't go well. I later tried baseball. My eye / hand coordination at the time was slightly above that of a paraplegic (see, inappropriate humor, 'eh?). Bottom line, I sucked at baseball too. I'll spare you the basketball story. And dodge-ball, if that's even a sport, was just down right embarrassing. Deep emotional wounds persist. ;)
I am pretty good at... snow boarding, running (distance), scuba, fishing. Probably not considered sports by many. Oh yeah, and I shoot pool pretty well, which actually is a sport in the England ;)
I'm also good at spelling the word "quiet", which I learned to spell early in life when I I was given the opportunity to write it a bazillion times within the sentence "I will be quiet in class". No sh*t (not allowed to curse on match.com)
I'm *not* really good at.....
Playing guitar...but I'd seriously consider sacrificing a small part of my body to play like some of the best (not any part of my body, mind you....perhaps my pinkie toe....and certainly my appendix)
Feigning in a social setting.... I'm pretty easy to read and if I'm generally unhappy about a situation, or I have a strongly different opinion.... it shows, and if you have an IQ in the triple digits, you're going to see it, often despite my best efforts to remain passive.
Sitting still. I like to do stuff. It can be a wide range of stuff, but I live a really active life, and I like it that way. I don't sleep much.
Juggling wild monkeys. (the domesticated ones are much easier).....I'm just making sure that you're still reading ;)
Date single man from Alabama, United States. I hate trying to write these things and I'm sure I will change it again before long. I was told my last profile was refreshingly honest, and I was told that I was way to negative in my outlook on dating and meeting people. What I had written at the time was how I felt at that time. Things have changed some so I decided to update. I'm still being honest and it does not matter what I write it still sounds lame to me.
Let me start by telling you a little about myself. I work as a Property Manager/Asset Manager for a non-profit. I guess one could say I'm average build for my age, but I would like to loose a few lbs. I'm not fat by no means. I just have a case of Furniture Disease. That is where your chest has fallen into your drawers. I'm teasing. It is not that bad. I have a five year old daughter that lives with me. She keeps me busy and does not allow for me to just up and meet people. I have older sons that are grown now and live near by. Both are in career training. One to be a mechanice and the other is training to be a fireman. I enjoy being outdoors, working the yard or just walking around in the sunshine. I'm an Alabama fan. I pull for the Tide in all sports, but football is a must see for me. I enjoy NASCAR, but I'm not one that has to sit and watch every lap of every race. Going to Talledega is always a lot of fun. I enjoy to travel, but I don't have a lot of time for it. I was very active in sports and other things when younger, but not so much anymore. Life kinda gets in the way of that kind of stuff as you get older. I would like to start playing golf again. I use to play a lot, but I was never anygood at it.
As for what I'm looking for. That is a good question. I'm not really sure. There are certain qualities that I like to see in a woman. I want honesty, loyality, and integrity first and foremost. I like a woman that takes pride in her appearence. T-shirts and sweat pants are fine, but ladies, not everyday. Also, I like a woman that is not above in getting dirty helping in the yard or draging limbs while cleaning up the yard. Did I mention camping above? I don't think I did. I want a women whos idea of camping and roughing it is not sitting in a motor home or goose neck trailer. Lets pitch a tent, build a fire, get a cold beer and some marsh mellows. You can have all the marsh mellows you want. I will just help with the roasting part. So, much for what I'm looking for. I think from what I have said so far you should have a good idea.
I don't do drugs or anythink like that so you want find me hanging out with people like that.
BTW, I do smile, but I find it very difficult to fake a smile and it is hard to smile when taking pictures of one's self.
Meet a soulmate from Alabama, United States. I enjoy computers, with coffee and a good movie to share with someone who likes likewise and like to take walks on the trial or in the woods. looking for someone to share likes and can be outdoorsey too. I love cats and horses, Enjoy a good horseback ride and sharing the trial with someone.
I enjoy the movies and seeeing science fiction shows and movies.
Date men and women from Alabama, United States. I am a single dad looking for friendship. Nothing to serious for now. I am easy going, and love the outdoors and nature. Like the spiritual side of life, and love being around people who tend to make the most out of life.
I was born in Huntsville, Al. and have two sisters. My son lives with me, and love spending time with him. So if you don,t like kids, Oh well. Things i enjoy are, art, music (all kinds), being on the water, horse back riding. Looking for someone to start a new friendship. Would love to have someone to hang out with and to enjoy life.
Meet a man from Alabama, United States. .Love to cook and bbq. Like going to football game and basketball games .going to club like The Elks. Coach 9 and 10 years old in football for 14 years. Love having fun.like kickinng with my Boy. Love chilling with my little grand Baby
Date people from United States. I am a hard worker I enjoy doing things with friends in weekends no matter what it is .I am a very out going person that can make anyone smile .my friends tell me I am a sexy person I dont think so I am just being me .
Meet someone special from United States. I have written and changed this thing 4 times,so this is it. I am a christian and would like to find a woman with those same values. We all have a past,if not then we would not have come this far. I am a simple country boy,MAN, just looking for that someone to eventually spend the rest of my days with.I'm not a genious in affairs of the heart,but not stupid by any means.I like to spend time with my family and friends,Going out to eat,hanging out at home,or some place close by is just fine.The river,a creek,a lake,would like to be at the beach in the morning,bbq at home,out to a movie,or a hike close to a water falls.Just spend time getting to know who your with and what u both like.love great conversation,a good book,a timeless classic movie.Old disney animated,and stuff from the 40's,50's,60's....even elvis movies...i love music,ALL music...it started at church when i was very little and now most anything will do. 91.1 fm preset #1...i like reading my bible,daily bread,and my devotional,not all at once and not every day.I am a spiritual man, i like praying early in the morning.I work for a local maintainance company and will be there until they ask me to leave.I love the outdoors and home about the same,i guess for me its about who i'm with, not so much about where i'm at....GUESS THATS ENOUGH ABOUT ME. Now what im looking for in you. hummmm. First- A christian faith is a must,outgoing,good listener,and can speak your mind.Conversation and communication are keys to a great relationship...and there must be a physical attraction for us both......thks for reading this and i hope u find him.
Date single man from United States. Well this is hard for me I am easy going and happy go lucky i take things as they come and try too look at everything good. I am a very romantic man and want to please in every way i possibly can. My ideal match is someone with whom i click with who wants to share life with me. We share the good times and bad and help each other Always giving 80% to the other and only taking 20% We are all guilty of taking some. but as long as giving outweighs taking then it will always be there.
Meet a soulmate from United States. I am a kind and considerate person who has a good sense of humor. I tend to be on the quite side in a group situation until I get comfortable. I do not mind going out to dinner and movie but just as content to stay at home with that special someone.
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