Date men and women from United States / Colorado / Northglenn, 30 year old

Date single man from Northglenn, United States. In General:
I feel that I am a pretty ambitious person. I set goals and so far have accomplished every one. I was born and raised in Colorado but I have also called Florida, and Hawaii home for several years. I like challenges in my life, what I mean by that is personal improvement. I think the improving one’s self is very important. I.E. education, career, life style, health, or in this case relationships. I value my health and appearance and take care of both by going to the gym 4 to 5 times a week. I love my family and see my parents weekly, sometimes more than that.
In my free time:
I'm generally a regular member to comedy works, I like the movies, and I always travel to someplace warm every year. I really enjoy socializing with all of my friends, catching up, having a meal, and tossing back a few drinks. I hardly ever make it Downtown to the pretentious club/dance seen. I’m over that and have had my fill. I usually hang out at local places that are within 10miles of my house. I also enjoy most anything outdoors. I work on my house a lot, remodeling and landscaping are good time and money investments to me. I also like hanging out at home with my two dogs; I like to catch up on my TV shows and Movies when I’m in town. I enjoy cooking too, never met a girl that can cook better than me. Other than my mom and grandmother, should go without saying.
Ideal Match:
This is the best that I can describe what I would like to find.
MUST LIKE TO HAVE FUN, enjoys having drinks. A diverse sense of humor, FYI (preferably dark, edgy, or dirty; I like Daniel Tosh, Lewis Black, George Carlin, Bill Burr, etc). I appreciate wittiness. I think that intelligence, ambition, honesty, and loyalty are very important. Must be physically attractive otherwise how could it work out right? If you don't agree with that last statement then you are lying to yourself. If we get this far I'll tell you the rest.
I may sound picky, and a lot of people settle for less due to loneliness or whatever, but that’s what I have pets for. Batter up
PS if you took any of this too seriously or to heart Im definitely not looking for you.
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Meet a soulmate from Northglenn, United States. Who am I? . . . I’m Super Man. Wait, no, that was a movie! . . .I am a very hard working dedicated person and I live life to it’s fullest. I laugh often and am very optimistic.
I would describe myself as stable in my career and goal-oriented. I enjoy making people laugh. I am intelligent and can carry on meaningful conversations. I care about other people’s feelings. When I’m with someone special I like being spontaneous, adventurous, romantic, surprising them with little gestures, sensual, playful, and basically having that type of fun you see two people who just met having! Really, I'm here to find someone special who I can't stand to be away from.