Date men and women from United States / Colorado / Falcon, 48 year old

Date people from United States. I could go on for hours. But I won't. Or will I? Far be it from me to spoil our future "ahaaa" moment - when after hours of talking and texting, a chorus of "Hallelujah" spontaneously combusts as we reach that "meeting of the minds" euphoria. Is this guy for real?
So a little bit about me...hmmm. Oxymoron. Hopefully heavy on the oxy and light on the moron. The simple things in life make me smile. Like holding hands while walking our furry, four-legged "kids". Yet, I can be inanely complex when the mood strikes. Ponder the meaning of life much? Me, too – but who has time for that now, we’re late for the kids’ recital.
Being a father of three, grandfather of two and retired Air Force, I appreciate the merits of order and routine in our lives. Yet, nothing gets me more excited than concocting a splendidly spontaneous scheme - fully intending to leave you speechless (breathless?) and wondering out loud "what other tricks does my man have up his sleeve...and he's wearing short sleeves, for crying out loud?"
Stable, reliable - yet predictably unpredictable. Getting the picture? Me neither.
Family. Yours, mine and OURS. They are what is most important in life. Well, they and US....us and they....sing it with me?
Who am I looking for? Cinderella? Nah. Snow White? Uh uh. Princess Aurora (aka Sleeping Beauty)? Um...no. Cruella DeVille? Hmmm....nope. You? Perhaps.....
She just needs to have opened her door (front door/back door/basement door....bathroom door? I REALLY need to pee...yikes) to exploring the amazing possibilities of this new world. But isn't that why we are all here? Typing our little fingers to the bone as we gleefully expose our souls to the masses; in the hopes of reaching/finding that ONE lonely or unfulfilled soul? Did he say “gleefully”?
Okay, okay – she should probably like the indoors….yada yada …..and enjoy the outdoors….blah blah. All the bases are covered now. Dressing up, dressing down – I love both. Variety IS the spice of life, is it not? It is. She should love kids and animals. I love both. That doesn’t sound right, but remain focused with me here and we’ll get through this ordeal just fine. But wait, in reality - WE would figure out the things we love to do together – as that new world could change our entire perspective…..so scratch all I wrote. Just be open to LIVING.
I am a good man. Unlike the Kardashian’s, I live life by The Platinum Rule (platinum being the new gold, that is): I treat others like I wish to be treated myself. No, I am not a masochist.
It's all about finding that ONE person that either fills that gaping hole in your heart/mind....or accepts, appreciates and even loves you just a little more when your adorable imperfections come fully into view.
(People tell me I should be a writer.....amusing short stories, romance novels, how-to-books....if I could only get off the crack. Kidding. Or am I?)
I have told you EVERYTHING - and yet, you still know nothing. As it should be. It all starts with "hello, my name is Helga....coffee and ice cream sound divine?" Divine. But Helga? Seriously?
Did I mention a big sense of humor is highly encouraged?
Hello, my name is Bill. Whew. The prosecution rests. Tennis, anyone?

Meet men and women from United States. Girl who is down to eart, like's animel's and smile's. I don't wanna bit you , only the love bite's are aloved. If you like adventure in the live, pehaps you wanna get hold of me