Date men and women from United States / Colorado / Berthoud, 37 year old

Date single man from Colorado, United States. Your TOP 10 online dating pix!!
Are you guilty YES or NO???
1. "The bathroom mirror pic/pix shot"
At least have a clean bathroom when you snap off a few pix! Maybe leave the toilet out of the shot. Or better yet have a friend take your picture, Not in the restroom.
2. "Camera held over your head cleavage shot"
This tells us the only way you look good is if we are standing on the roof. And screams LOOK AT MY BOOBS!!
3. "Over exposed BRIGHT BRIGHT pic"
OK you have wrinkles. We are not getting any younger. But when you can't even make out your nose..Spooky Casper!!
4. "150 feet away or more pic"
You might as well just show a picture of a landscape. We get it you're in Co. we all like the great outdoors! And you don't wanna be seen.
5. "Glamour Shot"
OK.. These are hard to find in 2012. I wanna get some done as a joke. The mystical foggy effect is great for people who are NO fans of HD. (High Definition)
6. "The laying in bed shot"
Better if you take this one your self. Tells the world you are not looking for anything "serious". Then you wonder why guys keep sending you dirty emails..Hmmmm You are ready to start and end the date in bed.
7. "The guy next to you blurred out shot"
Its the Ex.Bf.right!? OK its a great picture of you but its going to make us wonder "who's that poor guy!?". MR. X'ed out!!!
8. "In your car self click shot"
WARNING: Please be stopped when taking this pic, Do it for the children! I am guilty of this one but they are in my cell phone. NO I am not sure why..OK I know why, some one asked for a pic via text and I was bored in traffic. My excuse!!
9. "At the beach/pool down your body legs and feet shelf shot"
OK your tan and you just got your toes DID. But expect some mail from foot fetish dudes. But its good to know you don't have "hammer time" feet. (Hammer time feet BAD)
10. "The CLOSE CLOSE up shot"
Its your eye ball, Your lips. Haven't seen just an ear shot yet or just your nose.
Too many guy's told you that you have sexy lips or sexy eyes and you took it too far.
So I would much rather give you a laugh then go on and on about my self. How many of these do you read?
Any laughs? With them...NOT at them...
But I am totally open to questions, in fact I love questions as long as its not one of the lame ones.
But thats a whole other list!
For instance... 1. "So whats your story??"... Can you be a little more specific please? ;)
I am looking for a serious committed relationship with some one who is available and has the time or is willing to make the time for someone she is interested in. Some one who is iffy/Scared to give it a shot maybe the wall's are too high or too thick..Sorry!!
Not for me.. I'm not hear to talk you into anything :) I have a brave "Go for it" personality and I want the same in you.
No risk no gain! And no regrets ;)
I do have a baby daughter that I get to have on the weekends. I am proud to be her father. If that's something you might not be cool with then it really wouldn't work out at all. I will say their is no Mamma drama.. And my daughter is awesome!!
So that said if you like my back handed sarcastic humor and you think you can hang shoot me a mail...
Cheers!