Date men and women from United States / California / Woodland Hills, 44 year old

Date single man from Woodland Hills, United States. I have a dead-end job and like to clip my toenails in my spare time. I'm thinking about starting my own religion. I sometimes try to appear smarter by wearing a hat and a blazer.
I have had a life long love affair with bacon.
I'm looking for my soulmate - a sad, depressed and strangely introverted woman who has difficulty expressing her feelings.
Bonus points if you do the hat and blazer thing too

Meet someone special from Woodland Hills, United States. I'm single, college educated professional. I am physically fit, work out regularly, and enjoy many indoor and outdoor sports. I was born and raised in Hawaii, and have a easy going/down to earth personality. I am the thrid of four children and currently reside in California. I love hanging out with friends and family, cooking, movies, dining, and vacationing. I like to joke around, laugh, engage in all types of conversations. I am looking for a woman with similar interests, well rounded, and free spirited.

Date a soulmate from Woodland Hills, United States. Hi, I'm a musician, writer and just started a hair product line..I'm not in to playing games or just hooking up. I'm a very positive person, creative, honest, loyal, i have manners, drive, goals, I don't like mean spirited people, and I don't do drama.
I'm looking for that connection, someone with integrity, to live life with, all the ups and downs the good times and the bad times, someone that can count on me and i them. Someone that likes to learn, have fun. Someone that is real, affectionate, loving, good morals, nice and can go with the flow.

Meet men and women from Woodland Hills, United States. I've been told my profile comes off as too snarky. So: I'm making some adjustments...a few annotations, which I have kindly labeled as "[NEW!]".
Dating site advice:
"Talk about your hobbies..."
Building model trains is a "hobby". Stamp collecting is a "hobby". Everything *I* do, however, is serious, serious business.
[NEW!] Examples: I'm a promoter in the dangerous underground world of illegal pot-bellied pig racing.
"...talk about your goals and aspirations..."
To leave the rat race behind and open up a smoothie shop on St. Thomas or in the Seychelles and spend the rest of my life chillin' out.
[NEW!] I'm sincerely dead serious about that.
"...about what makes youself [sic] unique..."
Sic means the misspelling of the word *yourself* was part of the quote. If you didn't know that, this informative tidbit alone should give you a sense of the sort of intellect you're dealin' with here. It's only matched by my ego.
[NEW!] Honestly...I'm regularly humbled by ridiculously smart people, and ~very~ patient with folks who just don't get it. (I used to be a teacher, and a really good one.) Sadly, I don't know enough really smart people. I want to know more. It'd be awesome if you were one of them.
"Women enjoy hearing about your taste in music..."
When it comes to art and entertainment, I'm a professional. My taste is bigger and better than yours. Just standing next to me makes you more cultured and refined.
[NEW!] That's kind of true? I sort of hate that fact...because a lot of people don't truthfully resonate with things like the arts, etc. (usually that means they've never actually had a legitimate experience with a given art form)...but, I can guarantee you this: no one will think you're dating a troglodyte, or a Luddite for that matter. (You see...there I go again, and I'm not even trying. It's a real problem! )
What else do you need to know about me?
[Obligatory slightly over-confident repartee follows...]
I know the lay of the land. I've been around the block a few times. Still, I don't ride a Harley, sometimes I wish I could ride a wave, and I know I can ride your case...if and when that's something that appeals to you. Witty banter is probable. Authenticity is an endangered species in this animal park, but you might find it here. Otherwise...critics confirm: my oeuvre is original; an entertaining albeit well-memorized repertoire delivered with interpretive panache; a gifted sensitivity to the audience and occasion. Fortunate improvisations will have you on your feet. You'll laugh; you'll cry... You'll be glad you did. You might even remember what you were looking for. (I, however, have never forgotten.) If I contacted you, there's a reason.
[Caveats and disclaimers...]
If you smoke anything that slows you down, if you're less than brilliant, beautiful, and bold...you're gonna have a hard time here.
[NEW!] Bonus! Now some straight-foward, random, fun-filled facts about the dude you see in the pictures above...
I'm vegan--and have been one for the last three years--but don't hate meat-eaters. A book, a body-building brother, a trip to China--and even some thoughts about architecture--convinced me to try that out. If you get a cheeseburger, that's fine. Just share your fries.
I am a professional concert producer and technologist. But also a former special operations soldier. So--if your interests aren't ~really~ broad, if you don't dig talking about things like culture just as much as you do about adventure--you'll find me boring. If you're merely a bookworm or librarian, you'll find me overwhelming.
I have a 16-year-old daughter who lives with her mom. She's smart and can spot a problematic woman a mile away. She's very much in the mode of creating her own life now... She doesn't need a mom, but if you're not comfortable around kids, I might not be your best match.

Date a man from Woodland Hills, United States. I would like to find someone who wants to have a mature relationship and a lot of fun. There are many things I would like to do but would also like someone to do them with. I am a single father of a lovely daughter and would like to find someone who has kids or likes kids and wants to eventually be a big part of both our lives.
I'm looking for someone who is emotionally and financially stable but who wants to travel and enjoy doing things together. I have not dated for a long time but I still hold out hope that there is someone out there for me.

Meet people from Woodland Hills, United States. I will not write a lot as I am already outnumbered by guys typing the smart things to say , Instead I would rather "show" you the right things a man should do.. But I love life and I would love to meet my queen to praise and apreciate everyday I am blessed to have her;)....Guillermo

Date men and women from California, United States. It's the little things that mean the most, and knowing that is one thing, but showing is another! This is what makes me smile. Honesty, integrity, among other qualities are a must. I like some one who's a leader, one that knows what he want's and goes after it!

Meet someone special from California, United States. IРІР‚в„ўm beginning a new chapter in life and looking to make the most of it.
My family and friends are very important to me. I love to spend time hanging out with them…staying indoors or going out, watching movies(especially romantic comedies), vacationing, going to the beach, swimming, hiking, bbq-ing, etc.
Besides my two young boys, my other passion in life is exercising, and I like to do it to be healthy and to keep fit.
My friends best describe me as caring, funny and sweet. I like to surround myself with people who are the same.
I have been divorced for 2 years and IРІР‚в„ўm ready to get back out there.
I would like to meet a man and develop a friendship. Hopefully it will blossom into a relationship where we can both enjoy our lives together.
Are you out there?!?

Date a soulmate from California, United States. I'm pretty much the "the girl next door". I have traditional values which seem hard to find these days. Although I'm a very strong women and have had to be for many different reasons, I actually like a man to be a man! Like everyone else looking for love, partnership, friendship and fun.
Although conservative I'm a bit of a dare devil. I've jumped out of planes, skied the alps, surfed Malibu and just started up right paddle boarding. So, yes, I like to have fun and want my partner to be active too.
I'm a professional (medical industry) that has me traveling from time to time. I work out of my house so it gives me the flexiblity I need.
I would say I'm an extrovert but as I've gotten older I value quite time and silence.
I love to laugh and be happy. So, if you're funny that'll be a plus. I'm structured and scheduled but know how to relax too. Life is too short for all the drama.
So, if a traditional girl who is a dare devil suits you, email me.

Meet a woman from California, United States. I love most anything outdoors, especially hiking and the beach. I believe it is important to maintain a work life balance; yes, I am a recovering workaholic! Currently I am self-employed as a business management consultant, working to build up my practice.
I also enjoy most anything cultural; I love all types of theatre, art museums, dance performance, concerts of all types, and indie house movies. I am curious and adventurous by nature, and will try almost anything once!
I live a very healthy lifestyle; I eat for optimum health, I don't smoke or do any type of recreational drugs, and I exercise regularly. I value others who live similarly.
I believe in maintaining a positive, upbeat attitude, and like to be around others with a similar mindset. I make a conscious effort to focus my attention on what I like and what is going well. I am into personal/spiritual growth and try my best to be of service to the people around me and use my talents, skills and abilities to help make my tiny corner of the world a better place.
In a relationship, I love to find out what makes my man smile, and make him smile often! I believe in accepting my partner for who and what he is, and doing whatever I can to support him in his dreams, aspirations and goals. I understand and appreciate the differences between men and women and truly love men. I am highly sensual and affectionate, and enjoy holding hands, kissing, cuddling and the like, so it is best if you do too!
I appreciate men who are tall, attractive, athletic, active, strong physically and emotionally, affectionate and considerate; perhaps a Renaissance man? Someone with a positive self image and outlook on life. Shared values and interests would be nice, but we do not need to be clones of one another either.
I am not super specific about what I seek. To start out, just dating and companionship would be great. I am open to it leading to more, but I am also okay if we part friends Eventually, I would love to find another life partner but I do not have any urgency regarding this.
If you think we are compatible, I would love to hear from you!

Date people from United States. I'd much prefer an email over a wink, I'm very easy to approach....
A bit about me:
Feminine, fit, fashionable, full of wit, athletic, authentic, nurturing, soft, sensual, silly and oh so ready for part deux of my life. I love the "pee-in-your-pants-kind-of-laughter," and am all about remembering the little things you mentioned once; like how you take your latte, your childhood nickname, and the last thing you said or did that made me smile and laugh. I'm definitely a "one man" woman, and find it challenging to date a myriad of men all at once. In other words, I'm seeking a connection, and not a collection. I'm searching for that "flash of brilliance and iridescence," and I tend to gravitate towards men with Midwestern values and big city smarts. Would love the fairytale ending, but show me a gal who wouldn't!
I've taken the liberty of adjusting my age by a few years to capture my targeted viewing audience, so, just ask me what year I was born, if it is important to you, and I'll be happy to tell you.

Meet men and women from United States. I am tall and beautiful(inside & outside), a positive, strong, loving, caring, passionate and fun Iranian girl. I am social and friendly. Looking for a kind, loving, caring, a mature relationship towards marriage based on love, trust and respect. We will live in peace and harmony and enjoy life.....