Date men and women from California, United States. I'm excited to get out in the dating world again, I'm a pretty fun guy, who likes to laugh, watch movies, hanging out with my friends and family, watching sports, golf, and can enjoy a quiet night relaxing from time to time. I'm looking forward to hanging out with someone that enjoys similar things and can push me to try something new.
Meet single man from California, United States. i am a single man .i live in southern california.i am nice person .my job is doing tricks.i am a magician .i love my job because make people having fun... wish i have a girlfriend to hang out and sharing any motions in my life...
Date a soulmate from California, United States. The Aurora shooting affected me personally and even though this probably isn't the right place to do it I feel a strong need to say what I feel right now. As one human being to another, 1) value those around you because life is temporary and death is certain. 2) No matter how tough life is, you press on, keep your head up and do the best you can. 3) NEVER lose faith in humanity no matter what. If you don't get anything else out of my profile, at least do what you can so that some permanent good comes out of this tragedy. Work towards the greater good. RIP-Rebecca Wingo. Now I'll return to my normal profile and lighten the mood a bit... I'm on here because I thought I'd try the match crowd and see what happens. Here's a little story. Three six-ft plus guys were crammed in the back seat of my Civic and didn't have their seatbelts on as we rolled up next to a police car. The female cop in the passenger seat rolled down the window and said "It looks like you guys need a bigger car." Without hesitation I replied back, "No, I just need smaller friends." The cops laughed and my friends and I couldn't stop laughing for the next five minutes. I'm a very determined optimist and believe that life is wonderful even when it sucks. I'd rather solve a problem, make the best of it, or see it as an opportunity instead of freaking out. If you have done it, I've probably done it or I'm in the process of doing it. I've done everything from planting organic onions on a farm at the base of the German alps to riding the biggest rapids on the Colorado in the last 30 years. I loved going to Burning Man and I look forward to going to Iceland in October. Work-wise and life-wise I'm a jack-of-all-trades. I wake up on the happy side of the bed 790% of the time (these numbers don't make any sense! Don't worry, I'm good at math), grumpy side 1%, and goofy side of the bed the other 100% of the time. You probably see my innocent face with that twinkle in my eye and think "this guy must be a troublemaker.' My sense of humor is pretty wicked and I frequently make dirty jokes but it's not ALL smut and perversion with me! Perhaps a little bit of a nerdy side lurks beneath my bronzed, muscle-bound and god-like frame... just kidding, I'm not a d-bag or self-centered a-hole. I want to find someone who is as open to life's possibilities as I am. If you want to do these things with your partner than write me: have the kind of relationship that Gloria Steinem would probably approve of, hike and backpack, snowboard, travel, eat good food, go to the gym, watch football, and getting together with friends. My life goals (and I'm actively working on them) are to find a good woman who would eventually like to have and raise at least two children with me, own and operate a buffalo ranch, climb part way up Mt. Everest, teach college classes, run a marathon, and help strengthen ties between Bavaria and Colorado. I like women that are open-minded, active, adventurous without being an adrenaline freak, and passionate about life and passionate in a relationship. I'm easy going, do things on the spur of the moment but I get a lot done too. I have a Master's in City Planning and will start working for the Feds in September. I make pottery, build furniture, cook, backpack, travel, read just about everything, learn, write poetry, get out with friends, and there's just too much and I can't give away all my secrets
Meet a man from California, United States. I am funny and witty, a bad boy at heart with a sweet side. kind of like trick gum. I try not to take life too seriously because there are way too many people out there doing it. (It's just not in anymore) I have a lot of energy and love to do crazy things randomly. I love the sun and like to play outside. If you can think it, I've done it, except paragliding, which I would love to try. Movies are my passion and I love all of them. I party pretty hard and have no problem dancing the night away. (I can shake it) I am very sarcastic and will have you laughing most our time together (ten points if your a snorter)
I have no idea what I'm looking for... I feel that attraction has to come first and the rest unfolds. I usually attract the opposite of me someone who is a little reserved and quiet, the good girl. I don't want to abandon that completely but a good girl with a little fire and attitude would be good. someone who isn't afraid to throw it back at me and play smart ass. Be a flirt, fun and a little firecracker. I like classy but casual women, someone who I could take home to mom. Tattoo's are a turn off, high heels and jeans are a turn on.
Date someone special from California, United States. A first date? How about a first step..perchance to audition... Here's what I propose. Your turf with your close friends and they can grill me all the questions that you want to know about me. That way I take the heat and you don't feel overly critical for asking the questions you need to know before a first date....It will weed out all the losers too. Hey, they are your friends for a reason so their collective opinion matters. And I don't have the inclination to date 100 different people....
I like WIT. I have it and I use it. I like abstract words like 'tangential', "burly', and 'betwixt'. You'll captivate my attention in trying to use them in a sentence. "Duckfart" always gets a smirk. I loathe the word "chipotle"--don't know why. I am intolerant of apathy and purse dogs. I think people who carry around a purse dog should themselves be stuffed into luggage and cargo-shipped to Bangkok.
Honesty, self respect, and respect towards others are the most attractive qualities I find in a woman. A cute laugh goes a long way tho too. A laugh that rings in my ear when something reminds me of you-a laugh that I will coax out of you over and again. Rinse and Repeat.
I grew up in New England (hampsha guy). While from the Shire, a Hobbit I am not. Notahobbit--that should be a word. Yep- interested in all the same guy stuff you already know-- sports, camping, fishing etc, also handy around the house and with cars. I have a soft spot for young children and most dogs. If you call me Gabriel, ITS ON!. I have no interest in dating a girl "who's one of the guys". How about some balanced femininity with all that camping/fishing/hunting/sports ladies? I want a real woman- sensitive, emotional. Down to earth enough to know our genders ARE different so we don't need to compete to be equals.
I am Fiercely loyal (to a fault) but I will always come through. Have never cheated. I am not jealous or possessive. You are a human being not a trophy. I'll stand up for you honor and be honored to be your guy. Reminds me of a saying,,but lets see who out there is witty enough to complete the quote.-- "i offered her my honor, she honored my offer...forever and ever, I'll be.... "
I know the difference between being a great man and being a good man, and I emulate the latter.
Please don't respond if you still have lingering ex stuff or if you have daddy-issues. All growed-up on that front please.
My past relationship-- 7 years, married for 5 of it. Amicable divorce, no baggage, no drama. If you want to know more just ask.
If you found this entertaining or you're interested in a man with something to say--then I would encourage a more organic approach like talking on the phone or meeting up to break bread. Intriguing conversation--for what Ales you. My pictures were all taken in the last 30 days-you'll get what you're paying for with me. I bet no-one else has Duckfart on their profile. Twice