Date men and women from United States / California / Valencia, 39 year old

Date someone special from Valencia, United States. I enjoy laughing, movies and hanging out with family and friends. Im looking for someone to share a life time with. To spend fun trips away and to spend nice quiet nights at home. Im looking for someone who loves to laugh.

Meet people from Valencia, United States. Are you looking for the coolest chick that ever lived? If so, look no further. You found her. I am a funny (not like a clown) girl who graduated from college (impressed yet?), has a job that pays real money, and I have a house with actual furniture in it. None of that IKEA stuff. I am terminally optimistic and chronically sarcastic. I am very nonjudgmental, unless you count the fact that I totally judge you on your grammar. Just kidding. Maybe.
A little about me: I am respectful, clean, and although I have a tendency to use colorful language, I am someone you can take out in public and would not bring you total embarrassment. At least not all the time. I am not one of those needy girls who needs to know where you are 24 hours a day. I can take care of myself. But sometimes I like to be taken care of. So do you. That's why we're on this damn on-line dating website. Maybe someday we can live happily ever after together and not have to go on this damn on-line dating website anymore. Or maybe we can just have a beer together. You decide.
What do I like to do for fun? I like to read. No really, I like books. And I like to bike ride. Not the rideupasteepasshillsomylegsfeellikecementandIcanno
tbreathe-type of ride. More like, let'sgoburnafewcaloriessowecanhaveabeeronthewaybac
k-type of ride. But, I'm open to trying new things, so if you're the first type of rider, then just be patient with me. And buy me a beer on the way back. Going back to the book reading, don't ask me to tell you the name of the last book I read because I have, like, five or six half-read books on my Kindle right now and I'm not finding a lot of time to concentrate on reading what with the previously mentioned job-with-money thing and the two kids who 'sometimes live at home'. As long as we're on the kid subject, don't get all, "Oh no, I'm not even going to call her 'cuz I'm not interested in being nobody's daddy" because they already have one daddy (yes! just one!) and we share custody of them very nicely. Sooooo........
Still not convinced that I'm the coolest chick ever? Don't feel bad; I took awhile to convince, too. But if you want to hang out and share a few laughs, then hit me up. And don't forget about the grammar thing.