Date a man from California, United States. Sweet and beautiful. Smart and adventurous. Someone who cares. Someone who likes to have fun and can relax and enjoy peace and quiet occasionally. Someone who has an opinion and wants to share it. Someone who can feed my appetite.
Meet a soulmate from Portola, United States. You're like a candy bar half sweet and half nuts! ha ha
I Love my job, Mom, Grandma, and my dog! I have three older brothers my poor mom ;) At least she had time to teach me to eat with silverware and open doors for ladies. I have many friends near and far. They all seem to like me after all the silly practical jokes and sarcastic remarks. Or maybe they just hang around for my home brew. Lets go do something active. I believe you can get to know some one so much better doing something fun.Need a jogging partner? Mind if my dog comes along? Yours can come to! I'm really bad at pool but I love it, the same goes for the driving range. I recently took up dance lessons, for good clean sober fun. Currently planning a backpacking trip on the PCT, when the snow melts of course. But when there is snow I like to climb the mountains and "earn my turns".
Oh I live in Portola.....yeah......but much of my time is spent in reno
Date a soulmate from Portola, United States. I should say I'm not a fitness fanatic, so don't let my screen name fool fool you. It's more about just being healthy in general. So, with that out of the way... Once upon a time, I was born. Since then, a lot has been happening in my life. Probably too much to get into right now.
So skip to the present day and you pretty much have the same old story. You know the one... boy meets girl, yadda yadda... boy meets another girl, yadda yadda... boy meets another girl and her room-mate, yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda... I'm kidding, of course. My story is basically the same old story... but newer. Shinier. With a little less hair.
Basically I don't do the bar scene and I live in a barely populated area, so here I am, crashing on the proverbial couch of internet dating for a while. (Hey internet dating, we're out of peanut butter.) Anyway, drop me a line. You could do a lot worse. (Oh sure, you could do better too... but I spent my entire ad budget on that tagline so that's the angle I'm taking.)
Seriously though, I'm a nice guy... but I'm trying to change that. I suspect I've been a little too much Alan and not enough Charlie. So thanks for the wake up call, Chuck Lorre, if you're reading this. And Chuck, if you are reading this... Why?!! (Or did I somehow get on the wrong website?)
WHO I'M LOOKING FOR... My perfect match is the one that is honest, straightforward and trustworthy (and lights on the first strike). What do I look for? Really I don't look, I just leap. Maybe I should start looking first. Probably a good idea. I mean, this one time in college it was late at night and dark and I decided to leap into the neighbor's hot tub without looking and... well... I should definitely start looking before I leap. I'm gonna get back to you on this. Someone who doesn't remind me of my naked neighbor, for starters. So if you're clothed when we meet, you're off to a good start already! If you're not... well then I guess it's me who's off to a good start. Seriously though, I'm looking for someone who likes the outdoors to go hiking/biking/snowshoeing or play tennis with. I'm open to friendship, dating, a relationship or just outdoor activity friends. No pressure here.
My IDEAL first date? Well, there's the one that involves a 1936 Mercedes-Benz 500K Roadster with Kendra and Jennifer Aniston, each wielding a bucket of soapy water and sponge, fighting over who's going to wear which half of the only available bikini on the island during a summer rainstorm as the Publisher's Clearinghouse Sweepstakes helicopter lands on the lawn behind the beach house... Does that count? I mean, maybe we should define some parameters for this "ideal" concept. In my mind, a truly "ideal" first date might not even involve me!
My favorite movie is Kiss Kiss Bang Bang. It's the only movie I like. No others but Kiss Kiss Bang Bang. I won't even go to a theater unless they're showing Kiss Kiss Bang Bang. I've never seen it, mind you. I just like saying "Kiss Kiss Bang Bang". Therefore, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang is my favorite movie. Also, I suspect Chitty Chitty Bang Bang might be good.
Finally, the legal stuff - all celebrity names are mentioned purely for entertainment purposes. The author has no personal ties to, or affiliation with Jennifer Aniston or Kendra Wilkinson, no matter how much he would like to claim otherwise. In the event that Jennifer Aniston, Kendra Wilkinson or even Chuck Lorre, for that matter, wishes to contact me, the author authorizes this website to immediately forward my personal contact information without hesitation or restriction to said celebrity and even shuttle them directly to my front door.
Meet someone special from Portola, United States. I am someone who enjoys doing many things. I like an outgoing person who likes to laugh and be happy, someone who can wear hiking boots during the day and high heels at night.
I feel that this person would support me and yet need some support for themselves, a partner in all aspects.
I wouldn't want someone to solely depend on me for all of their decisions but yet discuss them for reinforcement.
I am an independant type of person who may make spur of the moment decisions on a lot of things but then look to my partner for their input on making decisions that impact both of us.
I have worked with a pasion to become financialy secure so that I can now do the things I have always wanted to do and be with someone to enjoy those same things.
I like someone with a quick wit who wouldn't take offense when I say something sarcastic with a smile.
I was married to a beautiful woman for twenty two years who lost her life in an automoble accident and I am not trying to replace her but now find myself wanting companionship that comes with some one who cares about me as I would care about them.
A really good best freind.
I will only respond to profile's that include photos.
Date men and women from Portola, United States. I say what I do. I do what I say. A smile can't be kept, it can only be given away. Be first to do something nice. Proudest of my Realtor of the Year award, it was a great moment to stand before a group of 283 fellow realtors who just said I was the best of the bunch.
Meet a soulmate from California, United States. Let's see... My names Audrey, I live in Portola, CA, but Im moving to Reno soon...
Im not very good at these things. Im kind of awkward xD
Well, I love cooking, art, and music.
I smoke, I drink.
Ask me something, Im good at answering questions. :P