Date a man from California, United States. Am I your Prince or just another frog? Kiss me and let's see what happens. If I'm still a frog, kiss me harder and if I'm still a frog, then you must not be a real princess ;)
I'm a person who knows their place in the universe. I'm a Reacher, so I'm looking for a Settler. If you know what that means, we're off to a good start. I have been told, through trusted friends that have set me up, that my first dates are really good and even a couple of best evers. I know huh, you would never have guessed but it's true. And that's also why I'm here. I am tired of going on a first dates that don't go anywhere. I want to meet someone here, email a couple of times before we exchange numbers or video chat and then go out. I'm not here to date, I'm here to find a best friend, lover and companion. A quick disclaimer, "monkey toes" although I don't have a foot fetish, toes the size of fingers (monkey toes) are creepy and give me the hebegebes. I also believe that a curvy woman with a pretty face is better than a hard body with a hag attached.
I don't exercise as much as I want to or should which is a really big problem because I really like to cook. That in itself isn't so bad but I'm pretty good at it and all that food has got to go somewhere. Over the last 5 years I put on a few extra lbs to say the least but I'm working on getting rid of it. So a biking buddy, walking partner or someone that will just eat half of what I cook would be really helpful.
I hope you all had a good time and maybe got a laugh or two from reading this. For those of you asking if I can be serious, email me and find out. One more thing I'm not a mind reader and I'm not good with hints so if I took the time to email, wink, or mark you as a favorite, please take the time to respond, especially if you're not interested just type NOT INTERESTED in the subject and hit send no other explination is necessary, I'm a big boy and I can take it. Thank you and good luck.