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Meet single man from North Hollywood, United States. The bar scene came up a bust. Quality women certainly weren't shopping the produce aisle of my Ralph's. And frankly, the gym meat market scene was just so obvious. So here I am, on the internet. Me: an easygoing, funny guy who's handsome and emotionally secure. I've made most of my dreams come true here in tinseltown, except one. So I'm seeking to find someone to share the whole she-bang with. I work as a writer/producer and consider myself a pretty witty guy but not always "on." I'm not Hollywood and when I come home from work, I'm a normal guy. Grunting in the gym and playing racquetball keep me in great shape. I only go to extremes in moderation. Sadly, I've been described as looking like John Ritter in his Jack Tripper glory days on "Three's Company." Perhaps we could meet for a drink at the Regal Beagle sometime.
I'm seeking a woman with functioning gray matter underneath her brainpan; a naturally shapely physique (not tapeworm skinny) who's reasonably adjusted (I say reasonably because we live in Los Agonies, after all). Someone who can carry a conversation, likes to dine out someplace nice and enjoys rolling around naked on a large sheet of bubble wrap (okay, I'm not serious about the last one--or am I?). Someone with a sense of humor. You don't have to be funny or in the "business." It might be much if we're both cracking jokes and constantly laughing like idiots.
Date someone special from North Hollywood, United States. I think the best way to begin a date is with a good, hard, CRY! I just cannot believe any woman would allow herself to be around someone like me. Quite frankly, I'm disgusted and ashamed that you would put up with that!
I have already lost all respect for you......read on.....
Let's get the first thing out of the way immediately, YES, they are real! Can we move on now?
I have read allot of profiles on here and I really want to know where the hell are all of you getting time to go "hiking" or for "a nice walk on the beach"?If everyone is doing that, then where is all this traffic coming from?
People are staring at me as I write this and it makes me very uncomfortable since I'm not wearing any pants and the rest of the people here in line at the DMV are beginning to wonder why I am trying to register a pony.
If you are one of those women who begins their profile with "My friends would describe me as......" Why do you think I need to know what your friends say? I WANT TO HEAR WHAT YOUR DOCTOR SAYS! - All my friends think I am a Chinese spy and smuggled opium out of Cambodia in the 70's with Principal Skinner on a Mule named "ROCKET"! So let's just stop that "friends would say" stuff. I doubt they would say anything critical. I think it's more important what we think of each other.
I tear tags off mattresses, almost never hold the handrail on the escalator and am a notorious jaywalker. I am a maverick and a big spender. I don't just tip 10%. I have been known to go as high as 12% but that was the ambulance driver after a particularly vicious snail bite. (I don't want to talk about it). I've killed before and I'll kill again - (brain cells). I have made out with Mermaids, broken the speed limit and believe light spanking is a great ice-breaker. I believe Daffy Duck is one of the greatest actors of all time! - name one better? I'll wait.......
I can read, so that excludes me from owning anything that says "Ed Hardy" or "Affliction".
I find people that pucker or throw up a peace sign in photos very annoying. Plus, you look like a fool and probably like watching Jersey Shore. If so, great, you will get along great with the Ed Hardy and Affliction guys I mentioned earlier. Also, if you constantly text or twitter instead of ACTUALLY speaking, please find someone who "highlights" their hair and wears those stupid long shoes with jeans and has only one eyebrow.
I can fix almost anything in a home, can cook like a chef, rarely watch sports and will drive to Rosarito beach just for Bloody Mary's. As you can see, I love my dogs or maybe I just have an affinity for females in leather collars!
How about we have a drink and see what happens before the words "partner in crime" or "soul mate" rear their ugly heads! We both have lives and you made it this far without me so there is no need for drama.
I am a LEO man which means I am loyal to a fault, fiercely protective of those I care about, will ALWAYS open a door, smile at strangers, flirt with elderly women and do not tolerate people who are mean to children or animals.
A woman has to be smart to be sexy. I love women who can laugh at themselves (but not me! They are batman underwear for adults and very comfortable so DON'T JUDGE!)
Women should realize they are sexiest with no makeup and have no idea they are being watched. It's natural and beautiful. Most importantly, I am very honest about why I am here. I have a terrible weakness for tall brunettes and women who don't take themselves too seriously.
I can be your James Bond but I won't ever be Mr. Cunningham.
If you have read this far you are either angry with me or intrigued and I am ok with that.
Meet a man from North Hollywood, United States. I have been a very giving person. Friends and family can attest to that. I believe that it is better to give than receive. I would like to meet a woman with the same value.
I value honesty and truthfulness.
Date a soulmate from California, United States. Honest to a fault, caring, passionate, opinionated, sarcastic, sweet....these are just some of the adjectives that describe me.
Of course I love golf, but I also like going to sporting events, concerts, trying new restaurants, re-visiting favorite ones, pina coladas, getting caught in the rain...traveling, hanging with friends, or a quiet evening at home.....it all works for me.
I'm no exercise freak but I like to try and stay active and I am reasonably fit. If you like to climb mountains, we're probably not a match. Golf, walking, the occasional jog---I'm trying to get into Yoga. Motion gaming is something I also enjoy--video games now require you to get off the couch, and are pretty fun. I have a few friends that I get together with and play Dance Central--it's a blast.
What else do I like? I like a lot of stuff...should I do the "Playboy" thing here? Ah, why not?
LIKES: big breakfasts, sleeping in, the feeling I get after a round of golf or a good workout, my family( duh), Neon Trees, Chris Rock, Bill Maher, classical music, John Irving books, the cool side of the pillow, people who can make fun of themselves, taking naps, snuggling, board games (I will kill you in Scrabble--just sayin'), Zooey Deschanel, the LA Clippers, stupid jokes, Ewan McGregor (man-crush. I can admit it), Stephen King,, NOVA and Frontline and all that PBS jazz, the way rain smells, puppy breath.
DISLIKES: Rush Limbaugh, closed-minded people, mushy vegetables, mendacity, cheaters, snobs, and posers in general, country music, cottage cheese, cake (I'm a pie person), the White Stripes, the LA Lakers (Clippers!),people who don't use their effing turn signals, cat breath, movies with dark endings (unless it is a film noir)
Meet single man from California, United States. I am young at my heart. My demeanor is similar to Johnny Depp's. I have never been married and have no child. I am honest and not a gigolo, had never been and never want to be. I love movies, especially of romantic comedy and action, music from classical to rock to country, but I am not into heavy metal. I am fond of art museums and impressionist paintings, so that I enjoyed staying in some of European cities. I live in Los Angeles and love here. I enjoy eating all kind of foods. I am Japanese but don't like an emperor ruling society. I dislike a racist, a sexist and a gay basher and am straight as an arrow. Being a licensed cosmetologist with a bachelor degree in business, I believe in fashion, individualism, science and philosophy of something like 'All men are created equal.' I am an occasional light drinker but don't smoke and use no illegal drugs.
Date someone special from California, United States. Hello. Please check this out!!!!!!
I'm a person that's looking for a life partner,and best friend... Who likes to take living to the next level.
I would like to meet someone that's sensitive, honest, trustworthy and fun.
Willing to make changes yet be themselves.
The truth is we're hear because we want to try something new right? So let's reach out and find each other...
I would like to share the simple, intimate, and meaningful things in life. With someone like minded. The simple touch, a belly laugh, a great conversation over a wonderful meal, holding hands during a scary movie, sitting in front of the fire place with our legs intertwined sharing a bottle of wine. Just to name a few...(not in any given order) lol. Just saying. I miss those things. I want them back in my life.
So come on and have fun with me.
At the very least we may end up good friends and on the other end of the scale we might be two people that Match can say found love. Let's try! If there's anything that may have peeked your interest just wink, or better yet send a quick message. FYI. I do read all of them.
Oh and Please have recent( photos ) yes more than one. And ones that your not fifty feet from the lens. We're all busy so lets not waist our time. And I don't have a magnifying glass.lol.
please look like your photos.
You wouldn't believe what people try to pull... Be honest. After all that's how solid relationships start. Well that's what I think. :)
Meet a man from California, United States. Been meeting the wrong women out there so trying something new for the first time that my friends have recommended to find someone caring, compassionate, and loving that is true, and wants to spend the rest of their life with someone special - and that could be me. Former racquetball pro who moved to Las Vegas when I was 15 as I was sponsored to compete. Those were the days where Kate Moss had a few pounds on me and before my knee got injured and my court speed was a lot more lively. Lived there for 25 years working with my own business and also in the hotel industry. Sold my house and moved out of sin city to return to my roots in LA, currently living in Studio City and working at a boutique Beverly Hills Hotel. Enjoy most walks of life especially Movies, Golf, and consider myself a sushi connoisseur!!! I even have a sushi roll named after me in what I consider to be the best sushi restaurant in Las Vegas! It's the "Ralphy Roll", #51 - probably best not to pay for delivery from Vegas to LA!!!
As I'm new to this please be gentle but I look forward to any communications that you send my way, R xxx
Date a soulmate from United States. just looking for someone who has simialar likes in my profile. and that is hopefully looking for the same relationship im looking for.. im really not into B.S or DRAMA. im hopeing you have your life together
Meet single man from United States. Easy going, can't stand gossip or negativity...life is way to short for that type of mentality...my kids are my priority and I pride myself on being a great dad....love spending quality time with friends, sushi, BBQ and enjoying life....
Date someone special from United States. i am 5 7 tall green eyes a funny guy who enjoying going to the beach for walk going to the movies i want to meet somebody as me i hope is somebody i like to go to las vegas and have a good time i work 5 days a week at universal studios nice place to work
Meet a man from United States. looking for a girl the love life and like to smile, walk on the beach,sex ,galleries ,eat,dance a romantic and sexy. all the ladies the want to have romance with no drama and enjoy fun times together or looking for good sexfriend.