Date men and women from United States / California / Millbrae, 31 year old

Date people from United States. Joke : Two goldfish are sitting in a tank. One of them turns to the other and asks, ""Hey, do you know how to drive this thing?"
Please respond if you found this remotely funny, or if you'd like it spoken to you for maximum comedic effect. Minus the element of surprise.

Meet a man from United States. My father had a career in the military, so I lived in many parts of the US as a child. I spent several wonderful years in northern Michigan before moving to the bay area, where I graduated from high school. I then studied physics at Berkeley and earned my PhD at UC Santa Barbara. After working as a post-doc in DC, I returned to the bay a year ago to join a start-up.
I am a naturally curious person with a wide range of interests. I love to be outdoors for a bike ride, a hike, or a game of tennis. Although I enjoy many forms of music, jazz is my favorite by far. I play a little piano, though not much lately. Instead I have been devoting a lot of time to learning and dancing salsa. I love to travel in order to see new places and experience other cultures. My last trip took me to South America for the first time, where I visited Santiago and Valpara?so.
I am working a lot lately and can’t go out as often as I’d like. I am interested in meeting a charming and intelligent woman who shares some of my interests.

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