Date someone special from United States. Iam a hard working single Mom of 2. Kids always come first in my life. I love to watch sports, movies and I love to cook! I am a straight forward person who is loyal and kind.I love to laugh and have fun. I am looking for someone who cares about themselves and others around them, but who is also honest and true. If I sound like someone you would be interested in getting to know then here I am!
Meet someone special from Los Banos, United States. About me? Well…..
My entire life has always been PERFECT with no past relationships whatsoever. Don’t know whose kids these are but they are definitely not MY “baggage”. (Whew! Good thing!)
I have no brain of my own....but that's ok because you're not into conversation, right? My body is absolutely perfect because somehow at 44 I am every bit as fit as a 22-year-old. Oh, and I have the brains and life experience to match, which makes me SO interesting. Original thoughts are highly overrated.
As for looks? DonРІР‚в„ўt worry, guys. IРІР‚в„ўm blonde, mute, no teeth and waist high with a flat head so you have a place to set your drink.
My Ideal Match? Well….
NEVER tell the truth. Neanderthal manners are a big plus, and I hope you drink cheap beer and boxed wine hourly and smoke like a chimney. I also hope you can't compose a coherent sentence, because that would mean you can read and that is SUCH a turn-off. Employment is another turn-off too. Sounds like you might have a work ethic. That is, like, sooooo ICKY. And remember, exaggeration isnРІР‚в„ўt lying. I mean, if you once read a book about astrophysics that is TOTALLY the same as earning the degree!
Be sure to try and remodel me. I love being told what to do and I will be SO much more interesting if we are clones of each other!
I hope you have no friends who can operate a camera. I'd really rather see a cell phone picture you took of yourself in the men's room -- with your shirt off. Or better yet, take the pic on your webcam with monitor lighting so you look like a creeper in some old lady's basement. That's just what I want around the kids. Don't be physically fit, either. Heart attacks are SO much fun and that extra 70 pounds with get things started nicely! But hey, you can still check the “athletic and toned” box on your profile…I’ll never notice the difference! (Three chins is “average”, right?)
Most of all, I hope you’re only a “Christian” as a box to check on the form here. I wouldn’t want you to actually have values, morals, or a belief in something bigger than yourself. I mean, really…There is NOTHING more important than you! And all that do-unto-others, caring-for-your-fellow-man stuff is such a waste of time. Those Christians are all hypocrites anyway. Not YOU, though. You are completely genuine. Especially in your profile. Always. Let’s take a “long walk on the beach” and talk about it.
The perfect first date…
Quick hook up? Sure! You bet. I'm totally that kind of girl. I mean, really...who needs to set an example for the kids anyway. Hey, IРІР‚в„ўm over 40 so IРІР‚в„ўm desperate.
(And if you’re still reading this, hopefully you know I’m just kidding. Maybe you should send me an email and I’ll tell you what I’m REALLY like. I’m not normally quite so acerbic. Well, maybe a little…every now and then)
Seriously, if you are a grownup and you'd like to meet a grown-up woman who appreciates you for who you are...not who she'd like you to be...drop me a line and let's chat. There really are women out there who are intelligent, kind, caring, loving, and FUN. But if youРІР‚в„ўre not ready to be OFF the internet, please keep looking! Best of luck to you in your search!
(And yes, of course I have more pictures...and yes, I am reasonably fit and height-weight proportionate. But you have NO idea what kind of emails a gal gets from all over when a lot of pics are up on this site. So, I am happy to send some once we've chatted if you are a non-stalker, non-creepy guy.)
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Meet men and women from United States. Life is too short to waste it foolishly.I want to share laughs out loud, and create lasting memories with an outgoing positive person who's greatful for life's gifts. What is it that your friends most like about you? Your least favorite thing to do would be? When is the last time you enjoyed a sunrise, sunset, or a full moon? Relationship means what? Is doing things spur of the moment normal or do you need an agenda? Is being surprised exciting to you? What are you thankful for?
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I am looking for a special friend that I can grow with and learn from as well as he can grow and learn from me.
Meet someone special from Los Banos, United States. LIKE THEY SAY....... 50 IS THE NEW 30. WHATS YOUR AGE? IF YOU'RE 50ISH, BUT LIKE ME, STILL HAS ENERGY... AND LOVING LIFE, THAN POSSIBLY WE WOULD BE A GOOD MATCH... YOU SHOULD HAVE A GOOD HUMOR.... RARELY MOODY, AND ENJOYS MAKING ME LAUGH.... MAKING MEMORIES, ENJOYING THE POSSIBILITIES...... GOING PLACES, EXPERIENCING NEW THINGS....MAYBE WE'RE A MATCH...????? (OK.... HERE IS... "IN MY WILDEST DREAM" DREAM...(PROMISE NOT TO LAUGH.... IN MY DREAM YOU WOULD BE OH SO CUTE, BROWN HAIR, HAZEL EYES, 50ISH, COUWBOY TYPE...WEARING TIGHT WRANGLERS... WITH A SMILE THAT COULD LITE UP THE WHOLE TOWN.....DIVORCED, OR BETTER YET HAS NEVER MARRIED ... RICH... OWNS HIS OWN RANCH... HORSES, FANCY FAST CARS... APPRECIATE FINER THINGS IN LIFE... KNOWS HOW TO LOVE A WOMAN... PAMPERS ME... ADORES ME.... MAKES ME FEEL SOOOOOOO SPECIAL!!! SOOOOOOO PRETTY... AND SOOOOOOOOOOO LOVED! ---- ITS A WILD DREAM...BUT HEY, WHO KNOWS MAYBE YOU DO EXIST... YOU ARE OUT THERE... AND JUST POSSIBLY ....YOU'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR ME, TOO.) -T-
Date people from Los Banos, United States. Hi, I am a lady that believes that being honest is very important, loyalty is a must. I am looking for the gentleman that knows what he wants, the one that is looking for a relationship that will with time last a life time, the one that will be the last.
Long time ago a way to get in touch with someone was by sending a letter, these days there is a faster way, mine is adding 1960 to the end of my name here. There is a place that mail goes to that starts with hot, I think you will understand, as of now I am not able to in here anything that comes my way, I can't see it, but if you send it that way, it should arrive at my end..: )
Meet a woman from Los Banos, United States. I want to meet the last honest, old fashioned man who is left. I want a meaningful relationship. There is no time left for games I want something real and lasting. I want a best friend as well as a lover. I want to be able to talk all night or fall asleep in his arms. I want to enjoy my life and be able able to share it with that special guy who I have yet to find.
Date someone special from Los Banos, United States. I am passionate about my pets, art.....I enjoy the beach and love travelling. I enjoy cooking and always learning something new. I have hosted over 29 students from all over the world and enjoy the experiece.
Meet a woman from United States. I still work every day. But on my time off I like to see movies, go to the Sierras, ocean, or San Francisco. I have traveled to Europe once. Went to the capital cities. London, Paris, and Rome. It was wonderful. I also have always thought that I would like to travel to Machu Picchu. I know it is a high elevation and I've heard the winding road up is pretty scary. But I still think I would like to go there some day. I am a baseball fan. My team are the A's, but I enjoy watching other teams, as well. I am looking for friendship and someone who enjoys doing the things I mentioned above. As for me, I think my friends would probably say that I am funny, kind, and that I have nice hair.
Date people from United States. I'm looking for someone to share things with...travel, family, friends and easy going. Someone to share with because I am quite able to take care of myself, it would just be more fun to share.
I have friends that are quality not quantity people. No drama we have fun talking and visiting. My children are grown. I will always be Mom to them and Nani to my grandchildren (5) of them whom I love dearly. I raised my children alone and there are no exes in the wings to cause problems ;-)
I am grateful for being able to retire and enjoy my retirement with good health and the ability to care for myself on a financial basis...
My friends would say I am loyal, loving and fun. I am still looking for my Passion in life because I'm sure yet....what that is.
I worry about our world and for the coming generations...American needs it pride back.
I travel right now between California and New Orleans..A few months each place seeing my daughter and grandchildren in Los Banos then living with my sister and brother in law in Westwego on the Westbank across the river from one of my favorite cities ever New Orleans. Sometimes hitting Montana to see my son too.
Laughter is my best medicine I love to laugh, dance and listen to music.
Many people say I am a nester because I can be home for days. I like be alone but do want someone to be alone with now. Honestly I can say I am never lonely though. ;-)
Meet men and women from Los Banos, United States. I enjoy love, life and laughter, my family and friends are very important to me. I am looking for someone to share all this good stuff with, a special man to spend the rest of my life with. I am a very loving, caring,supportive and adventurous woman and when inspired and loved there is no end to the happiness there could be!
I was born and raised on the coast and therefore I will always be drawn to it, I was married at 20 for 35 years, I have 3 amazing daughters and 5 grandchildren. Almost Everything makes me smile! I am very active but when the chores are done I'm ready for any fun stuff or ready to just relax.
Life is good!