Date men and women from United States / California / Laguna Hills, 26 year old

Date men and women from United States. "I'm not your lover, I'm not your friend. I am something that you never comprehend."
"Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
First rule of match.com is... We lie about where we met.
It is what it is, and que sera, sera.
Hey, some people just don't know a good thing. I'm probably the best thing you'll never know. Maybe you could at least introduce me to one of your friends. HA!!
"You can walk a mile in my shoes, but you can't dance a step in my feet."
"Dear whoever is reading this, you're beautiful and someone out there is crazy about you. So smile. Life is too short to be unhappy."
“Fairy tales are more than true; not because they tell us that dragons exist, but because they tell us that dragons can be beaten.” G.K. Chesterton
"We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing." George Bernard Shaw
"My country is the world, and my religion is to do good." Thomas Paine
First off, don't worry, I'll go to Jared.
I'd rather be rejected for who I am than change into someone I'm not. There are two things I'll never grow too old for: chocolate milk and cartoons. The only kind of beer I drink better have a root in it. I'm really good at remembering to put the toilet seat down. And, is it really that hard to hold the door open for someone? Or say, "thank you" when someone does. Girls want to wonder why chivalry is dead. Haha. Never waste an opportunity to sing...in the shower. Spontaneous dance breaks help with the insanity. "Simplicity is bliss." There is nothing greater than making someone smile, laugh, or feel better. And it is something that should be done on a daily basis. Some of the best things in life are free. I grow my hair out so I can donate it. I'm not toned, but I'm athletic. I don't know too many guys my size that can bust out a handstand and some cartwheels. It's a work in progress. The Flirty Girl Fitness isn't really cutting it. Haha. One of my hidden talents is baking. I enjoy randomly exercising my mad, hidden Kung Fu skills in order to make sure they stay sharp. I wish there was a font for sarcasm... I'm probably the world's worst bowler. Unless you score the game where the lowest score is the way to win. Then, I can't be beat. Is anyone reading this other than me? Probably not. Haha More to come, stay tuned. Same bat channel, same bat time.
And now on to the nitty gritty, here goes nothing. I've been told I'm funny and nice. I try to be respectful at all times. Compassion is my curse. I believe in chivalry. I'm shy, but I like to think of it as just being reserved. Haha. (But once we're comfortable with each other, its a whole nother story.) Basically, I'm just a big ol' teddy bear. You could take my word for it. Or better yet, you could get to know me, and decide what you think for yourself.
"I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes. I'm out of control and at times hard to handle, but if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best." Marilyn Monroe

Meet a soulmate from United States. Hey I'm Neil and I'm new to this online dating world. I grew up in Southern California and left when I was 18 for college and have recently moved back for a new job. My friends would describe me as a very friendly and caring person who loves to laugh. I love to travel and always have since I was a kid which really motivated me to get into my career.
I am a really outgoing yet laid-back person and a really self motivated and hard working individual. I always like to try new things at least once and love to try new kinds of food. Im not big into drama and I'm really just a simple guy who likes the little things in life.
I also love sports and I haves played basketball and hockey since I was young but love all kinds of sports. I try to live a healthy lifestyle and live every day to its fullest!
Shoot me a wink or message if your interested!

Date someone special from United States. I am witty, sarcastic, and someone who hates it when others are having a bad time. I've backpacked almost every peak in southern California, raced my car in track and drag, love to fix things, a gamer, and make games for a living. Most importantly I am a sucker for cuddling =D
I've graduated college, finally got a great job and my own place but at the end of the day I'm lonely. Friends are great and all, our game nights are fun but it still doesn't fill that void of having that special person, and that is what has brought me here.
If you are looking for someone who is very open and enjoys working out problems, hanging out, truthful, chivalrous, a tad old fashion, in no way clingy (I do enjoy my space now and then), enjoys making people laugh, and as i said before a sucker for cuddling then hey we should chat. If you hate all of those things then...well...you're a very odd person.