Date men and women from United States / California / Ladera Ranch, 53 year old

Date a woman from United States. Pleeeze, I implore you, stop the winks! Yes, separated 10 years and NEVER going back! Like Run, Dick, run ... Read, men, read!!!
No the profile header does not mean I'm schizophrenic or bi-polar. We all look at Match profiles and draw certain conclusions. I presume most men draw conclusions from the pictures alone. Sorry guys, I don't post pics of places I've been because I figure you're here looking for a date/mate or wife/strife! Oops! I mean life! Since most of the pics are taken by me or a friend with an iphone, they are not the best but I don't think I'd disappoint you in terms of appearance. I did post a picture taken 22 years ago so you can see that I haven't lost 100 lbs to join Match; nor, oddly, have I changed my hairstyle much. Egads!
The Dichotomy of Me refers to what I put out there, what you might perceive and who I really am. We all know for women sex sells. If I were to wear my hair in a bun with a long skirt and clogs, it wouldn't matter much what I write in my profile because you'd likely pass on the pics alone. That is of course unless you're Amish. So, I do wear short skirts, stilettos, nicely fitted jeans but am always tasteful and appropriate for any given situation; and a bit "inappropriate" when it's just the two of us. My style is what I call classic with an edge and I can still pull off a bikini or, if you don't think so, you can pull off my bikini. And this is what I mean about dichotomy. I am straight-forward, honest, smart, funny, smile a lot and can easily hold a conversation. One of my best qualities is creativity and it's a quality I use for many aspects of my life which includes romance and sex. On the other hand, though I may banter about with sexual quips and innuendo, I am looking for the real deal and am not looking for a hook-up, f-buddy nor am I easy.
My counterpart's qualifications: Intelligent in the ingenious, creative, intuitive way, not the God-awful "know it all" way. Smart, successful because he's smart, a good sense-of-humor and self, thoughtful, considerate, well-mannered, clean-cut, romantic, sexy, fit and fun. Must love dogs. A positive attitude, understands compromise and doesn't debate piddly little stuff. Did I mention gorgeously handsome?? Jk. Take a look at the pics and not in the usual, "I like or don't like what I see", but would we HONESTLY make a handsome couple? It may seem a lot to ask but most men want a confident woman. So isn't it better to know what I want, then to simply say, "Oh baby that's good" ;)
Last bit of info for any newbies to my blog-styled profile. Feel free to visit and read, I won't consider you a stalker nor will I stalk you. I don't email or wink at anyone but see who shows up at the proverbial door. I have been separated almost as long as I was married, 11 years; definitely not going back and will explain if we ever meet.

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