Date a soulmate from United States. I consider myself to be very honest, intelligent, loyal, affectionate and fun loving. I have a good sense of humor that some people find annoying, but relax, I'm hilarious! I like animals, don't want children living with me and am not interested in Bible thumpers. I love long walks on short piers, dragons breath, baby farts, Chinese fire drills, Russian Orthodox jews, cardboard and pencil sharpeners.