Date men and women from United States / California / Fairfax, 52 year old

Date single man from Fairfax, United States. In the context of culture, a friend once called me a "unique mix of high brow and low brow." I'm an author of a published novel, a writer of poetry, a lover of Picasso, Lars Von Trier and Kubrick, and yet, I sing Sinatra badly and watch movies so bad they're funny. Aside from culture, I fervently dislike hypocrisy and bureaucracy. I've been a political activist and lobbyist. I once worked in Washington, D.C. for Uncle Sam in various managerial and budget jobs (and loathed it), and now I own and operate a writer conference event business that caters to aspiring authors. I'm also an agent associate for a book and film production company in LA.
I am searching for a woman who has a great sense of humor, doesn't take herself or anyone else too seriously. She must openly love natural beauty and transcend common notions to see reality, yet she must be a romantic. She will get my back when needed, smirk lovingly if I sing bad Sinatra to her badly, ask me to write her poems and massage her feet, or massage her poetry while writing on her feet, and be mature enough to know exactly what she wants in a relationship. The woman in question must also like THE BIG LEBOWSKI and BRIDESMAIDS--or at least like one and be willing to watch the other with me (or both).
When I lock down into real love mode and give my heart and soul it means I will care for you and strive to make you happy. It means loyalty and I've got your back, and we're in it for thick or thin, and the affection is promised forever.