Date men and women from Del Rey Oaks, United States. You like to fix cars, seГ±orita? I have a car you can fix. You like to mow lawns? I have lawns you can mow. Allow me, SeГ±ior Dork, to take you away to a fantasy world filled with only the finest chores to be done! Yes, I am looking for a woman to take care of me... ...Oh, it's not because I'm incapable, it's just that I don't want to. For you see, in some ways (in fact most ways) I am a very lazy man. A lazy, lazy man. So, it occurred to me that I might as well find me a girl (preferably one whom is easy on the eyes) to labor her life away before me. I really like watching OTHER people do all the work. If you chose to escort me, I will whisk you away to a nice resturant. Maybe even the movies or a show... but I expect something in return... We'll get back to my place and that's when you begin laboring in the Georgian summer heat! I expect that lawn to look like the Augusta Nationals golf course by sun-up! Now get back to work! Oh, and please bring the gas, I'm not supplying it!Well, she better have a strong back for pushing that mower up hills... But enough with the jokes. Let's see. I like girls who smile. I never smile. It's because when I was younger I was in an accident and hideously deformed. But I joke once again. I am not deformed. I am full and able bodied. Two words: Harvey Danger!!! Harvey Danger is the best band on the planet. THE PLANET! I would prefer a girl who knows and likes said band. But hey, I don't like girls who are too easy. Do you know why? Because there is something emotionally wrong with them. See, if she's easy for me, that means she is easy for everybody else. What's the point!?! But I digress on my psychotic rant for the perfect female. She must also possess the RING OF POWER! *GASP* this thing looks like it was written by a sixth grader!
Meet a man from Del Rey Oaks, United States. I am a confident and outgoing man. My warm hearted nature and gregarious personality attracts friends who love me and have stuck with me for through out my life. The place that I live in is by the beach and sits beside the mountains. I enjoy my work in oceanography and have made a decent living out of it. I appreciate women who are down to earth, compassionate and expressive. If you think you are the right woman for me, let me know.
Date someone special from Del Rey Oaks, United States. I don't really have a cast-iron image of my "ideal someone". I try to keep an open mind and leave the rest up to the powers that be. But she'll probably be a runner- or bicyclist-type that enjoys exercise, fitness and the outdoors as much as me; She'll be curious about the world and have an open, active mind. And she'll care about family.
Myself, I love to exercise: Run, hike, bike, and ski. A long day of skiing is one of my favorites - it seems like I've been skiing since about the time I learned to walk. I play every now and then at lots of other things such as wind-surfing and surfing. On the more leisurely side, I love to read. I'm always running out of books. And I've been flying small airplanes since I was 18.
I mix in my share of dreaming. Some major outings on my to-do list include bicycle touring the Czech Republic, Austria, and France, and sailing the Greek Isles or the South Pacific. But always, at the end of the voyage it's nice to have a familiar place to come home to.
I'm happy with my professional life. I get paid paid to think and use my imagination, and I enjoy the satisfaction of hard work and accomplishing things. I am just starting to put together a business on the side.
Meet a soulmate from Del Rey Oaks, United States. well for sure this is the hard one, but here goes. Im a retired
businessman(transpotation and parking) from boston
I was married foe 35 yrs to a wonderful
woman.and have been single for almost ten..I have dated
some but not found the match Im lookin for(my bad mostly)
but Im goin to keep tryin as I m sure your out there..
Date a soulmate from United States. I am honest and have a lot of integrity.
I am very loyal and devoted to the people I love.
I am very kind and love to do things for people I love and/or other good people.
My heart is open to any person, regardless of race, nationality, social status, etc. - as long as this person is a good, decent human being.
I don't play games with people and I dislike manipulative people who do.
I am very polite, nice and affectionate and highly appreciate these qualities in other people.
I hate abusive, violent, rude behavior.
I am a little sentimental and still believe in great romantic love and mutual loyalty and devotion!
I am looking for a person with similar views.
Also, I am very domestic and love to take care of my beautiful home, to cook and bake, to do some gardening. But I have many other interests, as well.
I take good care of myself and am a beautiful, elegant woman.