Date men and women from United States / California / Cupertino, 71 year old

Date a man from United States. I'm hoping to find a low maintenance, easy-going drama-free lady for a LTR. Not looking for a Kim Kardashian...who needs that torture? Looking for funny, intelligent and spontaneity. Drop whatever and head out on the road, go to a movie(better like movies 'cause I go every Friday nite) shoot some pool, hit some golf balls, go to storage locker auctions, street fairs, etc.,etc., etc..
It would be nice if you golfed or would like to learn...'cause that my passion. Regular Saturday morning match. I do not move off the couch on Masters weekend in April. That's the one tournament I won't miss.
I'm not going to promise you that we'll take long walks on the beach or candle lit dinners on a regular basis like those other guys seem to promise, but I can promise you that I'll open the door for you, pull out your chair and display proper manners all the time. That's not to say we won't do a beach or a dinner or a symphony.
I love Italian food, doing crossword puzzles, the jumble and sudoku in the daily Merc. Doesn't lying around on Sunday morning doing the New York Times puzzle sound fun and then grabbing some brunch? Oh boy, great way to start the day.
And if this tells you anything about me my favorite store is Costco. I like its products, its return policy, its prices and of course its hot dog and coke. And their pizza is 4 stars.
And no I don't dye my hair, just good genes I guess.
If you feel we could mesh hit me up. I want to hear from you.