Date men and women from United States / California / Ceres, 34 year old

Date people from United States. ok you found me, so here it is. my greatest fears in LIFE are sharks, spiders and the dark. if you feel it necessary to, at any point mock one or all of those, i will seriously punch you in the nose. its deep, and its real. i wear dr. pepper chapstick, am obsessed with nature, hang my earrings on a tennis racquet, will cross the street to avoid a spider, and still have a flip phone. get the diamond rings ready...
i'm missing my right arm. i lost it in a poker game. not by a bet or anything, i just looked down one time and it was gone... so, ya know. i'm still adjusting to my new life. i'm really hoping to meet fun, funny, goofy, smart and kind people to date here. i've always just all of a sudden found myself in a serious relationship, and i want to DATE. i'm looking for friends to go have adventures with, and people that understand busy life and can handle that. oh and natch- someone SUPER fun to make out with. crazies- please keep moving.
i'm a professional composer/performer and i don't like being in one place for very long, hence the "people to have adventures with" part. i've lived all over, and place a HUGE importance on traveling. i'm super goofy and don't take myself or others or life too seriously. on the other side of that- i also have a real serious side that loves more than anything to connect deeply with people and create lasting friendships. i hate drama in relationships. i'm honest and straightforward, and if you're not the same, we won't get along very well. i will also make you the very best smoothies, grilled cheese sandwiches, and pasta you have EVER had.
i have a really creative brain, a super wicked sense of humor, and a lot of energy, so i'm always in the middle of projects. i play piano, and sing/perform for a living. i'm a witty person, but i find attempted wit in these description boxes usually backfires. let's hang out. if i'm not witty enough for you, you can rewrite this box to appropriately capture my air of boredom...
and oh- and i change my hair a LOT. weekly.... at least.
oh ps- i actually have 2 normal, functional arms, not a missing one... not that there's anything wrong with that.
i also spend approximately half my day speaking like "the target lady" from snl and can recite "anchorman" by memory from beginning to end. okbye for reals.