Date a soulmate from California, United States. MERMAID WANTED! Thanks for reading my profile and not just looking at my pretty pictures! JK. Ok, I think I would be described as irreverent, kinda funny, slightly classy, sometimes serious, decent, nice, healthy, thoughtful, and protective of those I love. I'm a great Dad and I have my kids 50% of the time. My son is 14 and my daughter is 12 and they have done a great job of raising me. Most of my friends are in their 30's and I tend to get along better with those who are younger or younger acting like me. I'm easy-going and fun and not weird in any way! I value honesty and integrity above all else. I'm not just saying it, I mean it and I live it. I don't have any vices except possibly a borderline chocolate vice. I have a good career, a good car, a good dog, and good kids. I love fishing, wake boarding, kayaking, the beach, boat rides, the Chargers and vacations! I run and go to the gym regularly and I don't drink a ton but enjoy having a couple of drinks if I'm out. I'm not a bar fly or a smooth talking pickup artist. I'm real. The girl that I would love to hang out with is sweet, kind, cute, honest and drama free with no mental issues.....Here's some additional info if you made it this far. I'm allergic to cats. I don't like Sushi. I'm totally down with Japanese food, but I like it cooked, so I'll order tempura and be totally happy. I'm totally inspired by Corona commercials and picture myself on the beach with Mrs. Right. That's the kind of lifestyle I would love to have! ...I don't know anything about wine and I won't drink it unless you charm me into it... I love Champagne though. I also would like to let you know that I have all my teeth and they look good. I'm not well traveled but I've been to Mexico over 50 times. I like nice things and I have a lot of toys but I'm not very materialistic. I work to play. I'm not snobby and I don't like snobs, but I was raised right by great parents so I know how to conduct myself. People that take themselves too seriously really bug me. I'm not EVER going to be a conservative, boring old guy. I am forever young! So if you are a kid trapped in an adult's body, or a beautiful mermaid stuck on land, maybe we should talk. Thank you for reading my profile and look me up if you are interested in seeing what I'm all about.
PS Here's a toast to all of us who have been 1000% sure about something and been totally wrong! Good luck in your search for a Champ and not a Chump!