Date men from United States / California / Burlingame, 33 year old

Date a man from California, United States. OK...I've rewritten this stupid thing like a million times...ok...like 4 times really. But it feels like a million when you end up writing, erasing, writing, and then erasing, and then staring at it, reading it, re-reading it, analyzing it, etc. Oh and don't get me started on friends saying "Let me write your profile for you!"...Let me stick to the profile writing and you (my friends), can stick to setting me up on dates with wildly inappropriate people. Thanks.
OK! On to me: I'm a nice guy who works hard and hasn't found his partner in crime yet. I tend to spend most of my time working, but when I do make plans with someone special, work will always take a back seat. I don't believe chivalry is dead. I practice being a gentleman everyday. On the other hand...I do have a sarcastic/witty sense of humor. Banter is my favorite and any woman who can keep up and dish it back will shortly have the keys to my heart...and my Bentley. OK, I don't have a Bentley. But I do have a heart...somewhere.
About you: I want to meet someone who kinda knows what they're doing. Life is too short to spend the whole time with a quizzical look on your face. I'm attracted to driven/professional types. Kindness is also something I look for. If you're into fine food and wine, you should contact me...period. We should have dinner. Be friends. Have friend dates.
OK that's it. I'm sure one of my many esteemed friendgirls will hate what I've written. But I don't care. I hope you're cool and we can hang out, drink wine, and talk about how awesome life is.