Date men from United States / California / Burlingame, 26 year old

Date a soulmate from California, United States. I'm cool, calm, collected and confident. Please read my profile, it's the least you can do. Anyone up for a SHARKS game?
I'm a nice guy who has an edge. I know what I want in life and I'm working towards my career goals. Take a chance and get to know me...I don't bite, hard. ;) I just want someone who makes me happy and likes to have fun and enjoy my company. Most of the time you can find me at giants games or a lake near by.
People say I'm funny but I do know when to be serious and be real with people. I'm a leader and a follower, I know how to have a good time and make things fun for everyone.
So take a chance...what's the worst that can happen? We become friends? That's not such a bad thing.

Meet someone special from California, United States. I'll save a narrative for a time I'm not communicating through text. Until then, here are some facts about me:
Life achievements: bowling backwards and picking up a spare, running a five-minute mile, passing the first round qualification for Jeopardy, meeting my best friend in 1st grade and still hanging with him at age 26, and falling out of a plane at 13,000 feet above sea level.
Future goals: be my own boss, fight the good fight, hike Mt. Whitney, find the moving rocks in Death Valley, play the guitar well enough to impress somebody, and live long enough to judge others fairly.
I'm the oldest of three siblings. I didn't used to believe that meant anything, other than I rode shotgun on family road trips, but now I hope that I can give my brother and sister the best advice I have. I don't think I'm old enough to give them proper wisdom, so advice will have to do.
My career is one of the most important things in my life. If I choose to work at something for 8 hours a day for 5 days a week, I better be as damn good at it as I can.
During the week, I'm a homebody. The weekend is time to get out and adventure. I'm not a party person, but happy hour is a good time. I grew up in the country, so I'm in the process of making up for the 18 years I lived in a place that lacked culture: museums, zoos, films (good ones and bad), urban exploration, that sort of thing. I'm currently searching for the best elevator/view in the Bay Area (leads or recommendations are welcome). That said, living in the country taught me that one of the best skills a person could have is making their own fun.
I'm a reader. The best way to slow me down is to place a newsstand or used bookstore between my destination and I. I would like to claim that I read the finest literature, but that would be a lie.
I think life is a gradual disillusionment, and you begin to see past the hustlers and their schemes as you get older. However, I'm still incredibly vulnerable to advertising. I will buy something because it has a cool logo. I don't drink wine, but I will if it has a picture of a fire-breathing bear on the bottle.
Hyperbole is one of my favorite playthings. Case in point: I recently explained to a coworker that Red Lobster's cheddar biscuits are humanity's best, greatest, and most pure achievement. Said coworker disagreed, so I informed them that they probably had no soul, and to consult a priest, monk, or other holy person as needed. This resulted in an informal complaint being filed against me. I hope to elevate it to a formal one, so that an HR clerk somewhere has to open a file under "C" for "Cheddar Biscuits."
Who I'm looking for:
A beautiful woman is good, but a clever woman is better and harder to find. Do you have an interesting story? I'd like to hear it. If it makes me laugh, hey, that's way cooler. I dig a woman who is a little sarcastic. Also, a woman who has at least one geeky obsession they probably wouldn't mention the first time they meet somebody. If you're that woman, then drop me a line!

GENDER
All men women
AGE
All 20 21 23 26 30 31 32 33 34 36 37 38 39 40 41 43 44 45 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 59 60 63 64 65 67 68 69 72 73 75
CITY
All Acampo Acton Agoura Hills Alameda Alamo Alhambra Aliso Viejo Alpine Meadows Altadena Alturas Anaheim Antioch Apple Valley Arcadia Arcata Aromas Arroyo Grande Artesia Atherton Bakersfield Baldwin Park Barstow Bell Bellflower Belmont Belmont Shore Benicia Berkeley Beverly Hills Birds Landing Bishop Bloomington Blue Lake Blythe Brawley Brea Brentwood Buena Park Burbank Burlingame Calabasas Calexico California City Camarillo Campbell Canoga Park Canyon Country Capitola Carlsbad Carmel Valley Carmichael Carson Caspar Castro Valley Ceres Cerritos Chatsworth Chico Chino Chino Hills Chula Vista Citrus Heights Clairemont Claremont Coachella Coarsegold Colton Corcoran Corona Coronado Corte Madera Costa Mesa Cotati Coto De Caza Covelo Covina Crescent City Crestline Culver City Cupertino Daly City Dana Point Davis Del Mar Delano Desert Hot Springs Diamond Bar Dixon Downey Dublin Edwards El Cajon El Cerrito El Dorado Hills El Monte El Segundo El Sobrante Elk Grove Emeryville Encinitas Encino Escondido Eureka Fairfax Fallbrook Farmersville Firestone Park Folsom Fontana Fort Jones Fortuna Foster City Fountain Valley Fremont Fresno Fullerton Galt Garden Grove Gardena Gilroy Glendora Gold River Granada Hills Grass Valley Gridley Hacienda Heights Hanford Hayward Hemet Hercules Hermosa Beach Hesperia Hickman Highland Hillsborough Hollister Hollywood Riviera Hoopa Huntington Beach Huntington Park Imperial Imperial Beach Indio Inglewood Ione Irvine King City La Habra La Jolla La Mesa La Puente La Quinta La Verne Ladera Ranch Laguna Beach Laguna Hills Laguna Niguel Lake Forest Lakewood Lawndale Lemon Grove Lemoore Lincoln Acres Littlerock Livermore Lodi Loma Linda Lompoc Long Beach Loomis Los Altos Los Angeles Los Gatos Los Osos Madera Mammoth Lakes Manhattan Beach Manteca Mar Vista Marina del Rey Mariposa Martinez McKinleyville Meadow Vista Menlo Park Merced Middletown Millbrae Milpitas Mira Loma Mira Mesa Mission Hills Mission Viejo Modesto Monrovia Montebello Monterey Moraga Moreno Valley Morgan Hill Mountain House Murphys Murrieta Napa National City Needles Nevada City Newbury Park Newhall Newport Beach Nipomo Norco North Highlands North Hills North Hollywood North Park Northridge Norwalk Novato Oak Park Oak View Oakdale Oakhurst Oakley Ocean Beach Oceanside Ontario Orange Orangevale Otay Mesa Oxnard Pacific Beach Pacific Grove Pacifica Pacoima Palm Desert Palmdale Palms Palo Alto Palo Cedro Panorama City Paramount Pasadena Paso Robles Patterson Perris Petaluma Pinole Pismo Beach Pittsburg Placentia Placerville Playa Vista Playa del Rey Pleasanton Plumas Lake Point Richmond Pomona Port Hueneme Porterville Poway Ramona Rancho Bernardo Rancho Cordova Rancho Cucamonga Rancho Penasquitos Rancho Santa Margarita Redding Redlands Redondo Beach Redwood City Rialto Richmond Ridgecrest Riverbank Rocklin Rohnert Park Rosamond Rosemead Roseville Running Springs Sacramento Salida Salinas San Bernardino San Bruno San Clemente San Diego San Dimas San Fernando San Francisco San Gabriel San Jacinto San Jose San Juan Capistrano San Leandro San Luis Obispo San Marcos San Mateo San Pedro San Rafael San Ramon Santa Ana Santa Barbara Santa Clara Santa Clarita Santa Cruz Santa Maria Santa Monica Santa Rosa Santee Saticoy Sebastopol Shafter Sherman Oaks Simi Valley Solana Beach Soledad Sonoma Sonora Soquel South Gate South Lake Tahoe South San Francisco Stevenson Ranch Studio City Sunland Sunnyvale Tahoe City Tarzana Tecate Temecula Temple City Thermal Thousand Oaks Torrance Tracy Tulare Turlock Tustin Twentynine Palms Ukiah Union City Universal City Upland Vacaville Vallejo Valley Center Van Nuys Venice Ventura Victorville Villa Park Visalia Vista Walnut Creek Waterford Watsonville West Covina West Hollywood West Los Angeles Westminster Westwood Wheatland Whitethorn Wildomar Wilmington Windsor Woodbridge Woodland Hills Yorba Linda Yountville Yuba City