Date men and women from Barstow, United States. Being so huge, I need someone to clip my toenails, pop the pimples on my back and do the yardwork. yadda, yadda, yadda, ding, ding, ding, dong, dong, and I have no teeth and do not like to wear dentures. I use paper towels to blow my honker, and the cheapest toilet paper I can find to scrape my winkie. I own a house, two motor vehicles, and don't know what else to say. Just fill in the remaining word requirements with the words, "I need a woman like i need a heart attack". This is all a joke.