Date men and women from United States / California / Altadena, 36 year old

Date people from United States. 1. No, I'm not secretly married and wanting you to be my down-low mistress...
2. My dad was from Ireland and my mother is Black so, I'm Black and Irish...
3. NO! You won't get any crazy messages from me asking you for pictures of your various body parts or asking if you're "DTF" or "sup?, ur hot" or anything like that. Also, you won't get multiple messages from me cursing you out because you didn't respond to my previously un-responded tot stalker like messages. The best I can do is a somewhat normal message like "Hey there? What's your name?" Or something like that. You know? Like normal adults do when they want to start a conversation with someone??? If you don't respond then that will be the last message that you will ever receive from me...I promise you that. Oh, you can always ask my name too if you're interested and don't get scared off from the bald head and tattoos lol.
4. Now that business is taken care of we can get into a little bit about me. People have said that I resemble Derek Fisher. My name does begin with "D" but, it's not Derek lol. I know I look all rough but, I'm really just big old dork who loves to make people laugh.
5. Do you remember the Old School? You know? Those days where relationships lasted and people actually STAYED together? That's almost like a dead genre these days lol. We're so busy figuring out how to connect with so many different people that we seem to have forgotten the basics of how to actually STAY CONNECTED to ONE person. I think back then people actually BELONGED to one another. You got together with your best friend or something very close and that was that. You would be with that person until death, yours or theirs. I guess we have traded commitment, loyalty and eternal devotion for technology and convenience. That does not seem like a fair trade at all. Funny how we will view each other's profiles then pass each other up for people that are more seemingly our "types" but, eventually, even those relationships seem to fizzle out as well in the long-run. Life is funny like that isn't it? Thanks for reading my short take on things. Remember, we're all just passing time until our last love story...Good luck and choose wisely ladies.