Date men and women from United States / California / Alhambra, 61 year old

Date someone special from California, United States. I hate doing this, but here goes: I WILL NOT ANSWER YOUR EMAIL IF YOU HAVE NO PHOTO OR IF YOU LIVE IN ANOTHER STATE- I AM SERIOUS ABOUT THIS! I WILL TOSS IT WITHOUT LOOKING AT IT . I AM LOOKING FOR SOMEONE 10-25 MILES FROM LOS ANGELES. I AM NOT LOOKING FOR A LONG DISTANCE RELATONSHIP. I am an RN working as a Case Manager at a local hospital. Intelligence excites me. I love watching good sci-fi. I am kind, considerate, caring, often place others before myself. Able to kick my "baggage" to the curb - I only have a "carry on"!. Financially secure, pay my mortgage and car payment on time!! Adorable and funny. Email me and find out for yourself! Grandmother to 5 and I may be 61, but feel 51 with all original parts!
Someone with like values and morals. Someone who realizes that age is but a number. I'm a really young 61. Certainly there has to be a man on this site to whom my age does not matter! Someone looking for something meaningful. I'll know when he falls into my lap! A true gentleman. I'd like a cross between David Arquette (New Bar Mitzvah Boy), Jack Black (Goofball), Walter Koenig (Star Trek Checkov), Jon Lovitz (he makes me laugh), Bronson Pinchot (Balki was hysterical) and James Callis (Battlestar Gallactica sexy guy).Throw in Lewis Black (Political humorist) and Andrew Dice Clay (obvious reason). Age is not important to me even though I listed age 50-65, don't let that stop you from writing if you are younger or older than that!
Please don't ask for my personal nformation or request that I use an outside IM. If you email me here, I will respond. Please don't give me a sob story that you are "stuck" in some foreign country and you have no way to get home because you were mugged and your money was taken. Please DON'T ask me for money. I am asking this in order to maintain my safety on this site.
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***Do Not Contact Me If*** :
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1: You have no photo
2: You do not live in the United States
3: Your profile says you live in the USA but you really live/work in Ghana or other African countries!
4: If you haven't really figured what it is that you want out of life
5: Looking for a benefactor/sugar mama/personal ATM
6: Looking for a handout/bailout
7: Currently working a "scam" or some other angle to defraud people
8: Can't seem to comprehend or understand the above !

Meet a soulmate from California, United States. I am a romantic, fun-loving person looking for a commited relationsnhip. My passion in life is to speak to the world, writing books, and to inspire people to improve their quality of life in a stress-fee, organized, productive lifestyle. I want to grow my business internationally so I can help people all over the world.
Interested in a romantic, intelligent, fun-loving guy who has great listenig skills and communicates well. Likes to do outdoor things,is sociable, go out to dinner, travel, likes to dance, is generous, nonjudgmental, and is committed to a long-term relationship. Is financially stable and can be handy around the house or pay someone to fix things.
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