Date men and women from United States / California, 90 year old

Date people from California, United States. I HAVE A GOOD SENSE OF HUMOR- DO YOU???? I AM GRATEFUL THAT I DO HAVE A GOOD SENSE OF HUMOR. I WAS CEO OF THREE CORPORATIONS AT THE SAME TIME- ONLY COULD NOT GET FORD MOTOR COMPANY TO SET UP A PENSION PLAN FOR DEALERSHIP EMPLOYEES- THAT WAY THEY WOULD KEEP THEIR GOOD EMPLOYEES. I KEEP BUSY WITH FRIENDS- FAMILY AND RED HAT FUNCTIONS. I LAUGH A LOT- LOVE TV LIKE MASH- AMERICA GOT TALENT. ETC TAKE DAY TRIPS- I AM LOOKING FOR SOME ONE THAT HAS A GOOD SENSE OF HUMOR- RELAXED AND TAKE LIFE AS IT COMES- ARE YOU HIM???? SINCE I AM AN OLD BAG- LOOKING FOR SOMEONE WHO WOULD LOVE TO TAKE DAY TRIPS WITH ME- EAT OUT FOR LUNCH OR DINNER- ARE YOU GAME????

Meet men and women from California, United States. Jump....Jump...Jump....higher...higher...higher...
laugh...laugh...laugh...so hard I can barely keep my balance....can you guess what I am doing?
I want to go Love Diving...free diving is the best....but I can provide a snorkle and a mask until you get the hang of it...
The water is perfect....
I have no comprehension of Loving to little...
I see faces in clouds...I see clouds in faces....
I have a big basket that I collect the smiles that I find each day and put them into it....It is alot of fun..want to join me?
I turn the frowns upside down then throw them into the basket too. it's a win ..win and at the end of the day we are all left smiling.
I want to go on an adventure at a moments notice...r u flex?
Hearts Break.....OPEN...to be able to Love even more....
I am on an amazing path that is full of wonderment....Dare to join me?
So how about it?? Up for a Jump???
This was the part that shows the playful, creative, deep side of me in a blink...
If you have read this far I know you must be interested.
About Me ~ You
Who I am:
Hi everyone, I guess this is the part where i tell you a little about myself so here it is.
I'm a woman who can hold her own ground with anyone no matter what background they come from.
While in a relationship i like to give 100% and expect it from my partner with no exceptions, life's to short to play games.
I'm like a polished jewel with many different facets and each one holds a delicate part of me.
I've walked many roads in life and have traveled a long distance to find what I'm looking for.
I consider myself upbeat, creative, loving , caring, spontaneous, and grounded.
I think I'm a great catch for someone worthy of me and my love,also meaning someone who loves themself enough to be able to embrace such a love.
If you're looking for a woman who can hold her own but likes to be held, a woman who is willing to give it all when all has been giving, then please feel free to contact me.
Who I'm looking for:
I would like to meet a man who's attractive inside and out.
A man that knows where he is in life and wants to share that life with someone else.
A man that's genuine with no secrets or hidden agenda's.
I'm not interested in Married men, Players, Smokers, or anyone with an addiction.
Honesty,respect and being humble are highly important.
There is more to a person than their profile,an actual interchange would be preferred either on the phone or in person.
If you fit these guidelines please message me and Thank you
Have a lovely day

Date a soulmate from California, United States. (Time to regain some balance here...utilize the reins, as there are way too many people on here....the 90 years old should put up a delightful smoke screen...)
Piglet sided up to Pooh from behind. "Pooh!" he whispered. "Yes Piglet." "Nothing " said Piglet, taking Pooh's paw. "I just wanted to be sure you were there."
~ A.A. Milne~
My world is built for two. One where we look to each other for support. Lean on each other when things are bad and hold each other when things are good. I want a relationship where we respect each others differences and give each other space yet enjoy our commonalities and our time sharing them together. We can agree to disagree and still go home holding hands. We are understanding compassionate and each others best cheerleaders. We enjoy giving rather than receiving.
~unknown~
On-line dating has many drawbacks. I have learned a lot. Honestly, yes, I do look exactly like my photos and in addition I have disclosed my weight at 133 pounds on a 70" body frame. I am in great shape. I, like all of us have endured sadness, betrayal, loneliness, and unkindness from others. These human experiences are as much a part of life as is death. I speak from the heart and am not willing to accept the unacceptable.
I desire to be with someone I can learn from, and he from me. Someone who opens my heart and challenges my soul. I know that I need to be in a relationship where it is moving toward exclusivity. Some people have taught me that 'single' does not always mean available. I need a man who is available heart, body, mind and soul. Someone who seeks the direction of God in his daily life. Please be kind and gentle, patient and non-judgmental. Or at least try to be the best you can be, each and every day.
Know that there is a cost of admission to my heart. I am not looking for an arrangement I am looking for a long term commitment with the main contributors of maturity, patience, affection and humor. When people are not willing to put in the time and effort to build a foundation; to build something solid and meaningful, they are usually not the ones to persist with effort and sacrifice to develop it and keep it going.
I have sparkling eyes as well as fabulous genetics. Body Mass Index; 18. Blood pressure 107/78. You get the idea. I have many wonderful years ahead of me in this second half of life to enjoy athletic endeavors and travel. I hope you do too.I desire a man who makes me laugh all day long and makes me want to pee my panties. I can be spunky and witty, but I am also sophisticated and sweet. I hope you have children and grand children in the making. Children are very important to me. I am down to earth. I am not fickle and I do not believe the 'grass is greener'. My roots are both in San Francisco and Phoenix. My family lives in the Bay Area however I am in Phoenix now. However they do make airplanes and U-haul trucks. I am not interested in a long distance relationship but willing to merge headquarters for the right man. Perhaps if you are truly ready we can establish 'roots' together, just about anywhere. It is not where, it is who...

Meet a woman from California, United States. I thrive in the natural world, sunshine or rain. I enjoy laughter and music. Trying new things, finding new hobbies. Taking adventures, traveling. I'm looking for someone to share experiences with, and create new experiences/memories. I am ideally looking for someone who is done with games and is looking for something more than anything, in other words...Substance. I can be both shy and not..It all depends on with who... I am honest, not only being truthful but come with morals. I will respond to 99% of messages so drop a line.

Date someone special from California, United States. Energetic senior citizen looking for someone to spoil and travel with - a best friend, a great lover, an all around fun man is the perfect match. Although I'm older than some of the hot young chicks on this site, don't let that get in your way of a great time. I'm in the market for a good time!!

Meet people from United States. God is the center of my life. I am stong in my faith and am looking for someone that has the same or a close similar feeling. I love life and each and everyday is a gift to me. I live each day to the fullest. I am looking for someone that is ready to live life and enjoy the good and bad, happy and sad times with me.

Date men and women from United States. (Any D3 players out there?)
The quick rundown: Personality=9; Brains=8; Looks=6-7 (but that's subjective, I know - I'm not photogenic and everyone tells me I'm MUCH cuter in real life...I'm "cute" but not "hot").
I'm nowhere near perfect, but I will say - I'm better than most of the girls from Cali around here (cuz I'm from texas, haha)! If you're looking for the typical air-headed materialistic asian girl, I'm not her. I'm actually kind and intelligent.
My temperament is very patient, stable responsible; I believe in moderation, brutal honesty and LOTS of laughter. I'm sweet, playful, low-maintenance, girly but a bit of a tomboy and I make friends everywhere I go. =) I enjoy my career (I'm a unix sys admin), but it does mean I'm a geek most of the time. Mostly, I'm like frosted mini wheats. Remember that commercial?
I've backpacked on my own (I'm very independent, although I did wish I had someone special with me that I could rely on and feel safer around). I've been to Israel, Belgium, France, Singapore, Vietnam, Cambodia, Thailand Malasia. I believe in preparation, but am usually unstructured so I do most things on the fly, but I do it well, hehe!
Someone once asked me what I was looking for. This is my answer:
Dating (especially online dating) is like playing the lottery.
Most are duds. Then there are the small medium prizes to keep you hopeful.
But we're all looking for that big winning ticket, and the chances of us finding it, are, well...like winning the lottery!
This example is ironic for me, since I never actually play the lottery in real life, lol.
I am looking for my equal, my partner, and dare I say it, my soulmate.

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Meet someone special from United States. How would your closest friends describe you?
Who or what makes you smile?
What accomplishments are you most proud of?
What are you grateful for?
What type of person are you hoping to attract?
How would you describe your social life?
What types of things make you laugh out loud?
What are you looking for in a relationship?

. would your closest friends describe you?
Who or what makes you smile?
What accomplishments are you most proud of?
What are you grateful for?
What type of person are you hoping to attract?
How would you describe your social life?
What types of things make you laugh out loud?
What are you looking for

. Your touch, your feel, your cotton... will it be the fabric of my life? Beats polyester except at an 80's throwback Xanadu rollerskating party.
My photos are mostly current within a few years with the exception to the obvious grunge rock era. I don't put much focus on age because if you do, you will. My friends range in the 20's to 70's . I can hang with most anyone and "blend". I feel a bit sad for those who are stuck in their ways- not open to new adventures but then again, that is their choice and sometimes social circumstances prevent one from being carefree. I'm as flexible as Gumby, sometimes a little pokey and definitely need a fire lit under my glutes if sifting through piles and piles of paperwork. The recycling bin is my push pal as I become clutter free- an awesome feeling!!!!

It isn't egotistical to know your attributes. How I perceive myself: I am highly creative, enthusiastic, earthy, humble, polite, someone who lights up a room with a pocket Mag Lite and am a bit of a smarty tart. My wit is quick whether I spew a bad pun in conversation or enjoy writing funny captions on friends social photos. I suppose all this started with a nutty family and many reunions with so much laughter and clever pranks seamlessly planned weeks in advance. Other positive traits: my chill factor, compassion, healthy life style and authenticity. If you are passionate about your career, I am interested in learning about what you chose "to do", whether you study the Earth's core or are a trapeze artist. Currently, after some real estate juggling and getting rid of too much accumulated stuff, I plan to invest in a few ideas I've learned not to share. Someone with instant capital took a story I developed and ran with it... keeping hush is a new learning tool as mongrels who ain't got a penny.... such great lyrics! Sorry, my train of thought went into the wrong station. OOPS! Artists think beyond three dimensions and see even more. "Imagination is more important than knowledge" ~Albert Einstein
Some negative traits that I'm working on:
Not reading the entire menu before ordering a meal
Becoming more organized and efficient with my time- even with twelve spinning plates of meatballs flying
Finding my self worth I allowed another to trample on. This has not cramped my enthusiasm and confidence when amongst peers.
It's a given that we all love to laugh and walk on the beach. I don't see the glass half empty or full because I prefer a ceramic mug and that cliche is so overused on here!. What type of sense of humor do you have? That is SO huge and something a few phone calls can determine.... if we can laugh together at the same thing or if you're simply calling to hook up. I enjoy watching other chicks get plastered and going home with the last guy that bought her a shot. If I don't have friends with me- at least a wing man or woman- I choose fuddy duddy sobriety. I'm still a lot of fun... just add bubble juice :)
Love kids and if you have them, cool! Can't have my own but there is no correct auto response on here. This is sadly a wall I'm hitting as guys that nursed their careers are now ready for a family. It is what it is... as much as I wanted to be a mom. Those with kids please note I have had a lot of experience with all ages- from camp counselor to mentoring teens. My parents prepared me to be that and in the end- they became my kids instead when they grew ill. Most elders need as much care and patience and unfortunately there are fewer resources in this arena.
Lastly, the first kiss will hopefully give me tingles or butterflies- I'm a renaissance woman with a romantic, soft squishy creamy inside. Taking my time and a meandering path to find Mister Right, Left and Sideways.
PS. Winks are lame don't you think? Or don't you think.