Date men and women from United States / Arkansas / Newark, 66 year old

Date a man from Arkansas, United States. I am breathing and have a pulse!! Would love to meet someone with similar characteristics!!!!! Makes for a more exciting and interesting time togehter!!!! Want to impress me?? Show up naked and bring Beer (or Wine)!! Now if you are still reading this you may have figured out that I have a sense of humor and do require the same from any potential mate!!! Please check your Breathing, Pulse and Sense of humor and if you have all three then I would love hearing from you!!! Should only 2 out of 3 of these requierments be available, I hope for your sake they are the first two!! Should they not be the first two, I would be very interested in knowing how you were able to read this profile!!! If you do email me, please tell me if you know the difference between a Dog and a Fox!!!! And oh, if you show up naked with wine, no Ripple please!!! LOL