Date men and women from United States / Arkansas / Holiday Island, 41 year old

Date someone special from Arkansas, United States. Well, I figured it out, finally...I believe myself to be normal. I am a very rational and reasonable person. I live to honor and appreciate the people and things in my life. I am very disciplined in my morals, and have high standards
I can buy my own diamonds(great selling point). Support my own hobbies, and I don't require babysitting. I have one down fall I have a wicked sense of humor.
I would like to meet someone attractive to compliment my horse trailer,you know the one with the big payment. This person needs to have good upper arm strength, so as to tote my beer cooler around, they should have strong fingers too, so they can open my beer and my girlfriends too, I don't want them to break a nail. Applicant should have a very good car, to haul my daughter around, you'll love her teenage sarcasm, and bad manners, but remember whatever she needs it the most important, and you will need to stop what your doing, a child's needs come first.
If you're a nice guy I'll even let you drive on the first date, but you must have a large car, my mom likes to come on the first few dates, to see that I'm treated well.
So gentlemen, its easy.. just be funny, if you can't be funny, be funny looking, be honest, if you can't be honest, quit reading this profile..NOW. Gotta love horses, worst money pit in the world.. yeah I know. Tghere ya go easy.. isn't it. Now after reading all of that BS if you're still interested in chatting I'd be happy to answer any questions. Good luck to everyone on their search, and I look forward to many fun and interesting emails.