Date women from United States / Arkansas / Batesville, 57 year old

Date a woman from United States. If not now, then when? I can walk on water. I cook, hug, and I play - All
at the same time with cherry on top. I can bake 30 minute brownies in 27
minutes. Just recently I discovered why they invented tube socks. I have
convinced some gullible people that black paint makes for an excellent
stain remover. I give real hugs instead of those wimpy A-frame things
people try to pass off as hugs nowadays. In my spare time I have written
an encyclopedia that is now used as supplemental reading material for people
with too much shelf-space on their bookshelf, have played a small acting
part in educational films such as "Lead Paint: Delicious But Deadly," and have
amused myself by memorizing useless historical facts. I think that
time is an illusion, lunchtime doubly so. I know where the treasure of the
pirate Jack Sparrow is buried. I am a procrastinator. And yet... Have you
ever wondered about your life and asked yourself: isn't there more than this? I
know I'm not for most of you and vice-versa, so if I stop responding at some
point it's probably for the best. Are you provocative rather than boring,
social rather than introspective, a creator rather than a consumer,
and curious rather than scared? In that case I would like to meet you.
Send me an email, lets get to know each other and we'll take it from there.
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