Date men and women from United States / Arizona / Show Low, 67 year old

Date a woman from Show Low, United States. I am a professional woman who works A LOT. I usually work 7 days a week. Present occupations are: real estate broker and a general contractor, as well as owner of a lingerie & adult store. In my younger years, I was a professional archer and was ranked #5 for many years, as well as an interior designer. I've written 2 unpublished books and am an artist who has had a one person show in New York. I have two adult children, a son and a daughter, both of whom I'm very close to & proud of. My birth sign is Taurus and it truly fits my profile. I like luxury and the finer things in life and am not afraid to admit it.
Let me be blunt, what I'm looking for probably doesn't exist. I am looking for a man who knows how to treat a woman like royalty. No a goddess. I don't want someone who is a user, a leech, or a CHEAT. If you're bald, broke, abusive, a smoker, a drug (illegal) user, or have facial hair,(sorry guys just not for me) don't bother.
I want someone who is funny, loving, attentive, and has the Means to be able to do something for fun or on the spur of the moment without worrying about how to pay for it. In another word, if you are broke, losing your home, or looking for an easy scam, forget it. Sorry, but it's the truth.
I'm going to be totally truthful here. I'm looking for someone who can afford the finer things in life and wants to share them. I've always been a hard worker and expect my partner to be someone who has earned their way in life.
I hate the use of the four letter F word, and believe that ladies don't put up with it or use it. I am a lady and not a one night stand or a bar fly, so if that's what you're looking for, go to a bar.
I want and will only put up with a monogamous person who does not want to play mind games. I was married for 43 years, so a cheater is not someone I want to be involved with.
Someone who will support me & and not expect me to support him, except with encouragement, love and devotion. Someone who is as comfortable in a tux as in jeans. Someone who can understand that when I have to work, I have to work. Period. Not smothering me with "Where are you" or "Where have you been" every time. I'm a trustworthy person and feel that it should be reciprocated.
I am a curvy women so if you want a twiggy that will break in the wind, go fly a kite. I love to shop, and jewelry is a particular weakness of mine. Feel free to shower me in jewels anytime!
I have 3 dogs, who are my babies. If you love dogs, then we've definitely got something in common. I am allergic to cats and obnoxious people.
I am a sensual woman who wants a man who can love me and make love whole heartedly. I don't play golf, but if you're willing to teach me, I'm willing to learn. If you're into skiing... forget about it. I HATE the cold and all that goes with it. In my book, snow is a dirty four letter word. My ideal trip is somewhere warm & tropical, palm trees, beaches, convertibles and sunshine. I absolutely love to travel and see exotic locales. I love going to Vegas and seeing the shows, or spending time seeing the sights. If anyone feels the need to take me out for the new Donnie & Marie concert, that would be great with me.
I'm not a gold digger, but I know what I want, and I'm not afraid to say it, nor go after it.
Now, if you're done laughing after reading the most honest, upfront profile out there, and feel like you can meet my desires, feel free to contact me. On the other hand, even if you got a good laugh out of and don't think we're a match, good luck with the future and have a great day.