Date men and women from United States / Arizona / San Carlos, 53 year old

Date a man from San Carlos, United States. Sometimes the things you want the most don't happen and what you least expect happens. I don't know - you meet thousands of people and none of them really touch you. And then you meet one person and your life is changed forever."
My Pictures are current...What you see is what you get!
My hair might be a little grayer, but that's a man's prerogative. (I do have my own hair)
NOTE: IF YOU PREFER TO COLOR YOUR HAIR BLUE, PLEASE PASS ME BY
How do you describe yourself without coming off as narcissistic? I don't know, but here goes.
I am NOT a player / I am not a serial dater / killer / or eater
No lunatic ex-girlfriends / illegitimate kids / No bitter ex-wives looking for me
Looking for a soul mate / my last first date (I know, how cliche??)
Smiles a lot / Happy / Smart / Witty / Wise / Romantic / Caring / Home Owner / Landlord / Honest / Trustworthy / Loveable (hopefully) / Loves animals & kids / Best friend / True friend / Reliable / Protector / Likes to touch and be touched / Great Kisser (so I have been told) / Good listener / Hand holder / never needed rehab
Strong family / moral values / excellent up bringing by my parents (both of them, in the same house) Thank You
IF YOU BUY TODAY, I WILL ALSO THROW IN:
Showers weather needed or not / Squeegee doors daily, after use (It would be silly to do it before)
Like to wear manly fragrances / Brushes teeth at least twice daily / Puts cap back on toothpaste
I am not dead / still breathing / I do not walk with a limp / NO high blood pressure medicine needed.
Employed with the same company for 18 yrs. (2 more yrs. get toaster) / I have income
Knows how to load & empty dishwasher, same goes for washer and dryer
I know to open a door for a my lady & to pull out her chair
I also know to walk beside you, behind you, but never in front of you
Well educated / San Diego Public Schools (nuf said) / San Diego State
Puts down toilet seat after use (I always try to remember to pick it up before use too)
The walrus was Paul!..... Elvis is dead… The earth is round… The Raiders suck.. Just a little history lesson..(always here to help)
Out on parole after doing time (NOT REALLY, just seeing if you're paying attention or awake)
Fit / Athletic / Loves sports / snow skiing / water skiing / just floating on a raft
I am your Night in shining armor (armor could use a little polish, just an observation)
Lazy nights at home / Rainy days at home (Not a Bee Gee’s song)
BUT WAIT THERE IS STILL MORE: ALL YOU DO IS PAY FOR SHIPPING
Plays well with others / no need for restraints (restraints always an option)
Kickin' it in the hot tub (missing a partner)
I make my bed daily (except on the weekdays and weekends)
The Sun / the Stairs / the Moon / Sunsets or Sunrises' (a glass of vino, toes in the sand)AHHHHHHHHHH
Can be taken out in public / Meet your mom and dad all without leash (NOTE: Treats are a plus)
Despises liars and cheats / NO BS’ers / ugly mean people
Concerts (especially outdoors) / Dancing / Movies (home and at theater)
I do not drink out of the carton in front of the fridge or eat standing over the kitchen sink
I love public affection (not gross, get a room type, just steam up the windows type)
I keep a clean house (I am neither gay nor neurotic)
NOW FOR YOU!!!
Happy / Cute / Sexy / Fit / White teeth / nice smile / you care about herself
Can let her hair down / get silly / dance as if you don’t have a care in the world
Be yourself / have your own life / have your own friends
You want to have fun with a nice guy with a good heart
Likes / Loves me (it’s only fair if I feel that way about you)
You like to cook / I'll do the dishes
Loves my dog, my fish and my two-headed goat
Ok I am almost done. Nope on second thought I am done. Pretty much that’s it. I am very easy to please
Hope that I have made you smile. If I sparked your interest

Meet people from San Carlos, United States. I enjoy influencing people in a positive way.
I like socializing, going to plays, a museum, or any live venue. I can also pop a movie in, and cuddle on the couch. I am passionate, and a hopeful romantic , I tell stupid jokes, and find the humor in living life. I tend to open my heart to the needy. We all rely on each other, anyone who says they are self made, are only living in a fantasy, we all rely on our community to manifest true prosperity.
What I 'm looking for is a long term relationship. She needs to be fit, have a sense of humor is always good, and be honest, no games please. If you enjoy baseball, that's a plus, I coach, and still play competitively. I look at the beauty inside the person, its what really attracts me is her personality. I LOVE A PASSIONATE WOMEN!! Truth and Integrity is what earns my respect, I can't stand people who are fake. be yourself and I will find the good in you.
We are all looking for companionship, and affection. Without relationships, we are mere islands in a vast universe. I hold on to things way too long, marriage, or a GF, I don't give up on something when I feel its right, I exhaust all avenues before I can let go. Thanks for stopping by my profile. Good Luck in your search.

Date someone special from San Carlos, United States. My friends say I'm a great guy. I swear I didn't pay them to say that. Easy going and no drama. I'm hoping to find a woman who is easy going, low drama and wants to start a relationship. meet for coffee or drinks and go from there. I hope you're out there!