Date men and women from United States / Arizona / Sahuarita, 79 year old

Date people from United States. I'm hoping to attract someone who isn'tcontrolling, lives in Green Valley, enjoys college football, short trips, gin rummy, can afford me, enjoys humor(clean), not overly impressed with yourself. The funniest thing happened recently to one of my daughters. She works part time for a small mailbox type firm in Tucson. A man came in and asked one
of the clerks, "I would like to ship a basoon to Chicago and insure it for $200,000". The clerk straightened up, pursed her lips and said, "Sir, we do NOT ship live animals.! This has kept me laughing for a week. You must have a sense of humor. Being from Ohio wouldn't hurt either