Date men and women from United States / Arizona / Gilbert, 39 year old

Date men and women from Arizona, United States. Update: I will be relocating to the Phoenix area in the next couple months.
I want to meet someone who I am attracted to emotionally, physically, and mentally. There are all kinds of people out there. I know someone will like me for who I am, and I her.
About me: I’m funny (like amateur night at the comedy club funny, but not too funny you would have to worry about me going on the road, but just enough to make you laugh…a lot….), I’m very honest (I will tell you anything…promise), I’m the most good communicator you no (little humor there..see what I mean!), I don’t mind the beach, I don’t like 4 wheeling, I do like motorcycles, and I really enjoy my work. I also like to go for drives without a destination predetermined just to listen to the radio or talk. I figure that’s all I should type about me for now. I don’t want to give away all the good stuff just yet.
Now about the woman I want to meet/be with: Simply be an honest person that makes mistakes, can laugh at herself (and not get mad if I laugh too), tell bad jokes, take an extra hour to get ready, yell at me when I forget to take out the trash (I will then tell you I grounded the trash for being messy, and as punishment, it can’t go outside), and be thankful everyday you met me! See, that’s not asking much.
Okay now you have to send me a message, or answer back to the one I sent you. You have to, or all the kittens and puppies will be forced to watch reruns of (insert t.v. show you absolutely hate here).

Meet people from Arizona, United States. Alright, I'm sending out the beacon. I'm single and ready to mingle, looking for a girl with a good heart who wants to be romanced.
I'm a genuinely nice guy with a lighthearted outlook on life. I don't sweat the small stuff, and I can find the humor in any situation (except maybe for a puppy funeral). I like to joke around and be silly, but I’m also intelligent, educated (bachelor’s and master’s degrees from MIT), and responsible. I’m thankful to have a great career as an engineer with Intel. Honesty and integrity are very important to me (after all those years working as a top secret agent for the CIA, lying my way into the confidences of foreign dignitaries, I got sick of all the deceit). My parents (who are still happily married) raised me to be a respectful man who believes in chivalry and knows how to treat a lady right.
I'm a renaissance man, of sorts, with an ever-expanding set of interests. Cooking is something I really enjoy--I've even won a couple [small] chili cook-off’s and other competitions. I enjoy trying new restaurants and exotic foods. Music is a passion of mine. I play multiple instruments and recently taught myself to play the mandolin. I love the outdoors and like to go camping, hiking, etc. Italian culture is very interesting to me. Right now I’m brushing up on my Italian for a big Italy trip I’m taking this summer.
I think I have reasonable expectations for what I'm looking for... just a Victoria's secret model with a culinary degree from Le Cordon Bleu, and of course she should be a world-class harpist. :) But seriously, I'm looking for a loyal, affectionate, caring girl with a positive, happy view of life. I want to meet someone who likes to try new experiences, who enjoys laughing, and who appreciates a good man who will treat her right. If that’s you (or if it’s not you but you’re really, really, ridiculously good-looking), send me a message. Ciao!
P.S. Do NOT ask me to send you naked pictures of myself! Have some class, please!

Date single man from Arizona, United States. Ok im going to put this out there right up front. Im not looking for a hook-up or to party. Im looking for the person to spend my life with. I do have children and they are my life. They dont live with me but I do see them as much as I can. Im a very face to face person and love to talk. Ok thats out of the way.
Me I'm an old fashion guy that like to open doors and spoil the right person and I'm an easygoing person who loves to laugh. I can make you smile because I always try to bring out the best in people. I am honest and loyal and will do anything for the people I care for. I love to cook, UFC, camping, family movie nights, short trips to newport Beach...... I might look like a biker guy but Im not I just like Tattoos LOL I acually wear a suit and tie to work everyday. I firmly believe it's never too late to live happily ever after. Want to know more just ask.

Meet someone special from Arizona, United States. Im a pretty laid back person who cares a great deal for my family and friends. I was in the Coast Guard for 6 years and fortunate to have lived on both coasts and travel the world. Been back home in AZ for the past 12 years where I work for a helicopter manufacturer doing test flights. Work is demanding sometimes but still can get out from time to time. Im very much in to sports watching or playing, depending on the weather. I would like to travel more without it be work related, been to some awsome places but want to travel without a agenda. My friends and family would say im a bit of a prankster/joker. Im a huge comedy fan, My favorites are Redd Foxx and Rodney Dangerfield.
Looking for someone with the same interests, someone who is spontaneous and likes to travel.

Date a soulmate from Arizona, United States. I haven't fully signed up yet on the site, so I don't have access to the emails. So I apologize if I don't get back to you. A few friends recommended I should try this one and another one that's gotta do with fish.
I've realized people type out a ton of stuff on here, so I'll give you the condensed version.
Never married, no kids, I don't have pets, college grad, tried several careers, owned my own clothing business, ride motorcycles (fast ones, not shiny Harleys), just bought a house (being built), I laugh at myself cause I can, great sense of humor but sometimes twisted, outgoing and social but nothing wrong with staying in for the night, enjoy traveling, trying new foods and spirits, Houston Astros, Tennessee Titans, graduated ASU but love the Oregon Ducks (since I'm from there), Jeff Bagwell is my favorite baseball player of all time, anything but Country music, nice collection of watches, went from a PC to a MAC and won't go back now, Android over iPhone though, I'm a fat kid that loves cake, I enjoy a great microbrew, Dad was a chef but I'm a microwave king, very relaxed attitude, like to hit the gym but would rather be enjoying outdoor activities, live bands at dive bars, Red Rock hiking in Sedona, 1st Friday cycle event in Mesa (mine is the glowing green one), several tattoos, comfortable in jeans and a hat and a devious grin.

Meet a man from Arizona, United States. Where to start...I guess i am like everyone else on this site, looking to meet someone to hang out with, get to know and see if it leads to something more.
I like to be active and get out from off the couch. Anything from working in the back yard, going to the lake, sand dunes, volleyball, softball,or golf. Not much for going to the clubs but dont mind hitting happy hour now and again. Trips up north to Pinetop, San Diego or Rocky POint are always fun.

Date men and women from Gilbert, United States. I will write more later. I'm from back east but I moved here from Chicago. I'm just looking to meet someone I can relate to and just have a nice conversation. Most of my time is spent studying and composing on piano.
Some people look up and see the color blue, others see the universe.

Meet people from Gilbert, United States. About me after you understand what I have been reading on some of your profiles. The “Introduction’s” and “Bio’s” I have read share many similarities! I have come to a number of conclusions, which I will share with you:
Apparently every woman has the following traits:
You are very active, like to travel, You have a positive outlook on life, Your “independent” and you believe life is an adventure, You love the beach, You like going out but you can also enjoy a quiet night at home making dinner and watching a movie, You are “Baggage” Free and your looking for the same in a man, You hate drama and there is none in your life, You dislike “Rude” and “Self-Centered” people, You have read books on Self-Discovery and Relationship’s, If you have children you are looking for a man who likes children, In the blink of an eye you can go from looking “Hot” in Jeans and a t-shirt to “Smokin Hot” and “Sexy” in a little dress!
About the man you are looking to meet:
Must be honest, Must be loyal, Cannot be a “player”, Must not play games, Must be stable, Must be kind, Must be loving, Must be willing to put you “first”, A sense of humor is a definite requirement, Must be confident but not overbearing, A man’s man without being controlling, Should be a good listener, Must be open-minded, Should be financially and emotionally secure, Should be a sincere romantic at heart….Hopefully this covers everything!
I wonder where are the women that prefer a lying, cheating emotionally-disturbed man who is mean, nasty and hateful?
Aren’t some women looking for men who are horribly controlling and narcissistic?
Or women that are looking for men who are financially broke and out of work, have huge debt, and have no hope of getting out of the financial mess they are in?
Are there any women out there looking for men who hate everyone and treat people like dirt?
Where are the women who prefer a man who always puts himself first and thinks of you only occasionally?
Now...Onto The Introduction:
My friends would tell you…
That I am a good guy…
Someone you can count on.
Someone who will treat you with respect and kindness.
They would tell you that I am a guy that guys like (no, not in a perverted way).
They would continue on and tell you that you would be glad you went out with me, whether of not we felt like there was a romantic connection afterwards.
They would say that I have a very strong sense of humor and that you will smile and laugh easily with me.
They would tell you that I am a successful man who has a high regard for family, friends and my two boys.
This is what my friends would tell you….at least this is what they would tell you if they could…but they can’t, because they are in prison or on covert operations for the government.
But trust me, they would tell you all of these great things about me if they could.
If you have read this and haven’t laughed, as I am…then something’s wrong with you or maybe me… in either case, we probably don’t have much of a chance of "clicking".
The reality is we are looking for pretty much the same things in someone we would like to meet.
In reality it does not matter how we describe ourselves because we will all write about our best qualities…you don’t really see anyone saying: “I am a jerk and very mean to people…I am pretty much an idiot…Do you want to meet for coffee or dinner?
There is really only one thing that works:
We Talk!
We Meet!
We See What Happens From There!
It is the way it has always been and it is the only way to know for sure if things will work out between two people.
Do you want to talk to me and possibly meet?
Bring your friend or your entire family, I don't care. I will be equally comfortable no matter who joins the “Meet-and-Greet”. The true reality is that I want you to be comfortable and it is impossible to get to know someone through “Texting” and “E-Mails”.
I prefer meeting people in person and talking.

Date single man from Gilbert, United States. Two guys walked into a bar. The third guy ducked! If you find that funny, we are a match. If you need it explained, still a match. Not funny? Probably not for each other.
I am told all the time that I am a fun guy. I can't say that I am looking for anything in particular. I take life as it comes to me and try and enjoy as best I can. I can guarantee that a day/evening out with me will be full of laughter and fun. But I haven't quite figured out why all the laughter is directed at me. Lets go out, might be the start of some good times!
I would really like to find someone who has become an adult but the kid inside just will not stop showing itself.
The best to everyone!!

Meet someone special from Gilbert, United States. Hello, I'll keep this simple since I do not like talking up myself at all. I was born and raised in Hawaii. So that is where my heart is along with my two daughters ages 6 and 8. They are my pride and joy,I have them with me every other week. I enjoy everything life has to offer. You can say I am receptive to anything; different foods, cultural events, traveling... I enjoy physical activities such as softball, hiking, and anything outdoors.
My ideal match would be someone who accept me for me and someone who is willing to experience different things. I am not opposed to dating someone with my same views or has kids. Not to sound shallow but I would prefer my ideal match to be somewhat attractive and a non-smoker. I do not want to waste anybody's time by disclosing this later.

Date a soulmate from Gilbert, United States. I am a little bit shy, but real fun once I open up. I am looking for someone down to earth that enjoys kis and wants to have a good time. I spend a lot of time working and with my kids and need some that understands.

Meet a man from Gilbert, United States. I would probably be described as laid back and cool under pressure. I enjoy bycycling, sporting events, boating and spontaneous getaways. I am no longer interested in the club scene and am looking for the same in a partner. I am looking for a woman who shares similar interest and is emotionally available.