Date men and women from United States / Alaska / Kodiak, 41 year old

Date a soulmate from Kodiak, United States. I am looking for a woman that can wear a dress *comfortably ...lol and can cook as well as enjoys a clean home environment. A woman seeking comanionship ,friendship and hopefully (dont laugh) true binding love that you only hear about anymore.
I am a 6 yr bachelor after a heartbreaking separation and have been over that rel. for many yrs now.We started out as friends,fell in love and got married.
I cant describe a better way to start another,lol.
I enjoy(and excell at)Pool-Billiards,throwin bbq's w/friends,and am not a television watcher. Movies at times.but i surf the web and (read/learn)new stuff all the time."a day when i haven't learned anything is a day wasted!"
other mottos:
If you dont live life on the edge,then your taking up too much room!
A closed mouth never gets fed! (this should be taken literally and metaphorically) such as you cant get what you dont ask for :P
and a favorite self-describer here.....
I find humor in all things funny, sick, tragic, demented,and of course dramatic, because if i didnt life would have beaten humor from me loooong ago, sad but true ;-(
Oh did i mention that common sense is a MUST! i cannot stand the ignorant person who thinks when school let out that they knew everything needed to survive!!
Now thats absurd lol....Anyways i'm bored w/ this so move along shall we? lol feel like im giving a Dennis' Grand tour of.....Dennis.Heh
heh heh,not very funny (just literally true)