Date men and women from United States / Alabama / Letohatchee, 48 year old

Date someone special from Letohatchee, United States. please if you don't have a pic I will not respond
Every Sunday I go to Montgomery and buy Bham newspapers...today was no different...BUT my friends (guys) I only have 1 girlfriend, the rest are guys...told me to come over...so I did.. told them about Match and they all wanted to see my Bio...They AAAAALL told me that's the ugliest pic they have ever seen of me...No SH**...so I'll look around and try to add a better pic...don't you just love friends!!!
I was married for 25 yrs..I'm a simple person..I'm not a materialistic person...I don't care about the Jones..LOL But a man with a gift in hand, will never be turned away.. LOL I want someone that I can laugh with, poke fun at and just have some crazy fun with. The man I'm looking for doesn't have a mean bone in his body. Understands that I'm my own person and with my own opinion, NO door mat here. The man I want will be strong, but sensitive, respectful and most of all..honest..thats a deal breaker..NO DRAMA.. If you Lie...You will be down the road!!! First and foremost..I'm an animal "LOVER" ...I have dogs, cats and two potbelly pigs.....one sleeps on her own pad in my BEDROOM...yes you read that correctly..LOL LOL she is such a prima donna...
If your not into PDA.. your sure not getting it behind closed doors!!! No I'm not talking about a throw down on isle 6, but holding hands, a nice kiss or a pinch on the back side..I think a MAN should open doors, ALL doors. Say thank you, AND be able to say I'm SORRY!
Oh man I forgot to tell you....I'm cheap...no not frugal...CHEAP...LOL I'm a coupon person....I NEVER go shopping unless I save over $100.00 each time I go out! I budget $50.00 a week but most of the time the total is less then $30.00...
And that's not all....I love power tools....O.K. I love my air tools more...LOL LOL Throw down WWF style if a man thinks he's coming between my power/air tools and I.....lol lol
But at the end of the day.....I can get off my kubota, put the heels on and do the city life!!....I've been told I "clean up" pretty good...LOL LOL
Whats different about me...then other ladies, I don't NEED a man!!! I WANT one...I want to be a partner. Someone that walks beside you..someone that completes US..not just you and not just me but US..
Please read this..
I was on a site for ONLY 30 days....I went out with three guys..two with in one hour said they wanted to go to bed!!! Seriously....I could be an AXE murderer!!! or you could be!!!
If you think your getting laid in the first few dates....sorry there isn't that much Tequila in the world!! What happened to getting to know someone....Even if our CHEMISTRY is over the top!!!! Still ain't getting any on the first date!!! Sorry to be so forward..its not very lady like, but you wouldn't believe the "crap " I've been told.
I work 10 hour shifts. Up at 4am and I don't get home till 6pm, and with the greenhouses thats not much dating time till on the weekends.