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Date someone special from Hollywood, United States. FADE IN:
INT. STARBUCKS - DAY
An ecclectic mix of Hollywood WANNABEES fill the coffee shop. JEFF, 30's with Italian features, sits slumped in his chair staring a blank LAPTOP screen. DR. PHIL (50's), burly and balding, sits down at the table.
DR PHIL
How's it coming?
JEFF
I got nothing. Intros are the
worst.
DR PHIL
It's easy. Tell a little bit about
yourself and what you like to do.
Just be honest.
JEFF
Honest? Are you kidding me? Have
you seen the schmaltz the other
guys are writing. Long walks on the
beach? Looking for a soulmate? Not
once have I ever heard a guy utter that
kind of crap.
DR PHIL
Of course you haven't.
JEFF
Well that doesn't seem too honest.
DR PHIL
Look, Jeff. There are two completely
different kinds of honest.
Jeff crumples his brow, confused by Dr. Phil's fuzzy logic.
DR PHIL
There is "testifying in court"
honest. And then there's "trying
to get a date" honest.
JEFF
I'm not sure I understand.
DR PHIL
Here, I'll show you. Go ahead
and pull your profile back up.
Jeff clicks his laptop back to life.
DR PHIL
Now try entering your height.
JEFF
(aloud, typing)
Five foot, six inches.
DR PHIL
Are you insane?! You may as
well just join the priesthood
right now.
JEFF
But that's my height.
DR PHIL
Not if you plan on dating. You'll be
left off 99% of the search queries.
JEFF
How about 5'11"?
DR PHIL
That's more like it. Now what's
your headline gonna be?
JEFF
I was thinking about, "Looking for
Hot and Slutty-
DR PHIL
No, no, no. That violates the "Two I's"
rule of online dating for men.
Immaturity and instability. Try again.
JEFF
Okay. How about, "Looking For
Someone To Complete Me."
DR PHIL
Now you're getting the hang of it.
JEFF
Now what about putting in some
things like horseback riding and playing in the
rain. You know, stuff that sounds good but we'd probably never ever do.
DR PHIL
It looks like my work is done here.
The two men shake hands.
THE END
(P.S. If you took any of this exchange seriously, we probably wouldn't be a great match)

Meet a man from Hollywood, United States. Instead of writing the same old boring stuff, I decided, instead, I would look my name up on Urban Dictionary and copy and paste whatever it said about my first name, "Seth."
"Seth: 80 up, 8 down
A true gentleman. Chivalry is not dead! Not only are Seths super sexy, but they will also engage you intellectually. Tired of idiot guys who cant even read? Well with a Seth, you wont run into that. Seths have been reffered to as "sexual creatures", and for good reason. A Seth could be txting you and make you crave them...just IMAGINE what his touch would do! Seth's are the Prince Charming's of the world and will sweep their princess's off their feet. Exceptionally loyal, and a great listener, a Seth is a good friend to keep. They will be there for you, listen to you, and relax you with their sexy soothing voices. If your lucky enough to find one of these rare and amazing men, hang on to him!!
"OMG girl, Hes so sweet and loyal! Hes gota be a Seth. Can I have him"
"NO! mine!...Forever..back off" =P"
If it's on the internet, it must be true.
Cheers,
Seth

Date men and women from Hollywood, United States. Self employed, debt free and loving it. Driven, smart, social and hoping this 92nd edit of my profile will be my last.
About me? I'm me.
I explore and expand my boundaries as a person, an artist, a student, a teacher, a soul and as a man.....while keeping my center balanced. At least, that's the goal.
An adventurous spirit, I've travelled to all 48 continental States and 9 countries.
I love to cook (and I'm pretty good).
I have eclectic tastes in all things, but of course, I have my favorites.
I'll try anything twice.
I believe life, love and happiness are very simple things with deep resonance. And I'm trying to live that way. (Not so easy in LA sometimes.)
I'm honest and open. I am forever a student of life. Never perfect, but always striving to be the best man that is within me.
I don't believe any topic should be taboo.
I am not looking for someone to complete me, nor do I want to complete someone, but instead find a mutual sharing of laughter, love, creation and play.
I'm looking for a self confident WOMAN.
Someone who has danced with her demons and flown with her angels.
...............who can disagree without fighting to be right.
.......who is adventurous, curious, and flirty.
.....who just is.

Meet people from Hollywood, United States. Hi! How are you? I'm an LA native and have just moved back to Silverlake again after 3 years in SF. I loved my time in SF and will go back any chance I can get. Now that I'm back in LA though, I'd love to re-explore this town again and see how the past few years have changed it, whether it be the music scene, restaurants, or neighborhood haunts. Perhaps I'll get the chance to enjoy them with someone new.
So who am I? I'm that "nice" guy but I'm injected with a healthy if not liberal dose of smart ass, then one more nip for good measure. In regards to indoors/outdoors, I'm pretty much a vampire type, but not the "Twilight" sparkling diamonds in the sun kind. I can still survive if exposed to the sun for hikes or picnics and the like with my trusty SPF 100 but camping may not be my thing. Drinking? There is/was a bar stool at the Satellite in the upper lounge, stage right of the bar, next to the DJ station, with a perfect view of the stage that has my butt permanently imprinted on it. It's my old mainstay from a bit back. That said, while I love me some live tunes, drinking is reaching it's end of days with me. While I still enjoy a drink over interesting conversations, excellent dinners, and fun outings, I've embraced my "I'm no longer 23" responsibilities. I'd rather skip the kamikazes and jaeger bombs every night for say a Glasgow vacation (where I can then plant myself at The Nice 'n Sleazy for a pint. I joke!). Or perhaps Tokyo, which I'd love to visit some day.
A co-worker once called me a "free spirit" since I wasn't in a relationship, and at the time floated between living in a couple of cities, and also visited the UK whenever I could. I don't think that's accurate but I found it amusing and not altogether un-appealing aside from the lack of relationship part. The idea of traveling is very nice. I have been told by many people, I'm very laid back, flexible, patient to the extreme, analytical vs. emotional, and don't let things get too me. This has worked out great in friendships but may anger you at times in a relationship if your personality lends itself to the more emotional side. Bear with me. Just because I am so flexible and laid back, don't assume I have no opinion. I'm just open to a lot of ideas and things. I don't take life too seriously either. I have my responsibilities and deal with them as I should, but I'm not going to get stressed over things I have no control over. It's worked out for me so far.
Since I've mentioned The Satellite, it's apt to say I love listening to music. Live, if possible. Typically the indie variety (I miss Indie 103.1), 80's alternative, and I've a definite soft spot in my heart for shoegaze. I've been out of touch with the local scene so if you know of any good local bands, please share. I loved seeing all the bands when I lived in Silverlake years ago. I can appreciate creativity in general. I love art, which also includes tattoos. I have some. 1, 2, 3...umm, a few. I like them. I respect the craft/art. That photo of my left arm has since been filled out. Same with the right.
Thanks for stopping by, perhaps we'll chat. I'm surprised if you made it this far down the profile, btw. It's a work in progress. Too short, too long, much editing to get it right. Much luck on Match.

Date single man from Hollywood, United States. I love to watch movies,play sports, work out regularly, read, cook, dance, take long trips...
I clown around quite a bit as I have an ambitious side - I guess I need a balance so I don't bounce off the wall.lol.
I'm often told 'am an easy going person but I stay away from games.
I'm mostly compatible with someone who wants to: travel, explore the world, grow and inspire one another, laugh together, exercise together, say silly things and chuckle at what may appear to be meaningless to others. I love to do many things in-doors and outdoors so there is hardly a dull moment. And I also love to kick back, cook, read a book on a rainy day.
If we vibe I can be your best friend, who listens objectively, in a non-judgemental manner. I'm all about bringing out the best in each other!
If you're looking for the guy who is "ready made" and all you have to do is move into his mansion, then that's not me, but if you're looking for someone who is driven, passionate, uniquely different and dynamic - so you can collaborate with in this sphere - called LIFE; where the sky is the limit, then you're in the right space..
I tend to be drawn to a woman with a beautiful soul and one who values loyalty and I offer no less. In short, we have each other's back at all times. I love kids and value above all the essence of family as the foundation for true happiness.
With the right person, perhaps, we can go out and paint the town red on any given occasion, dressed to the 9's. Come back home, and throw all caution to the wind.....
. ...Treat a man like a king and he would give you the world!
..to be continued....

Meet a soulmate from Hollywood, United States. I am a laid back, easy going, well traveled, educated and experienced guy. I am a professional and college graduate. I am at a point in life that I can focus on myself and my personal life. I've had a very busy and overall enjoyable life. I'd like to meet someone cool and fun to spend time with.

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