Date men and women from United States / Alabama / Fort Mitchell, 44 year old
Date someone special from United States. Hello Ladies,
Whew!!! I have to tell you I’ve experienced every emotion with this online dating thing. I’ve come to grips with it for what it is.
We’re all a bunch of people looking for someone online and being too damn picky. Yeah you know I’m right. So I’m changing up the profile to reflect the bare minimum for me.
First a little about me:
1. Retired Army after 21 years.
2. Currently employed
3. Home owner
4. Own reliable transportation
5. Single father of an amazing young man who is very spoiled. (My fault)
6. Care more for others than I do myself so looking someone to care about me so I get some love.
I’ve read hundreds of profiles and most of you want the same thing.
1. Man that is responsible.
2. Man that will be open with his feelings and communicate with you.
3. Man that has a job, transportation and a place to leave besides his parents.
4. Finally my favorite; he needs to be 5’11” or taller even though most of you are only 5”5”.
I'm three out of four so that ain't bad if I must say so myself.
I’m 5’7” and have done pretty well for myself in the tall man’s world. LMAO!!! So if height is a deal breaker save yourself some reading time and move on please.
Now for you those smart ladies that are still with me let’s continue. If you’re offended by anything I say, you’re in luck because you don’t have to read my profile again. LOL
OK, here we go.
Contact me if :
1. You love the way you look! I love confidence. I would like to meet someone with a slim to average build. I like curvy also, but there are exceptions which you will see below.
2. If you don’t like the way you look; you are doing something about it. (Eat better and working out)
3. You are a modern lady, but understand a man appreciates traditional values from a lady ever once in a while.
4. You have a job that doesn’t require a man you are dating to supplement your income.
5. You know how to communicate; that means you can tell a man what is on your mind and not expect him to use his super powers to figure it out.
6. Realize men don’t have super powers.
7. You can dress like a lady; I’ve been with a 24/7 tomboy and me no likey.
8. Knows CURVY does not mean 50-100lbs overweight. I like a traditional woman with nice curves, but I want to be able to hug you and touch my hands. lol Don't act like you don't know what I'm saying.
9. Loves to watch sports or can tolerate me watching it. I don't watch games every night but I must watch my two favorite teams.
10. Have friends you can hang with if you don’t like sports; because I’m watching my teams… Even when they suck.
11. Does not expect the man to come up with every plan for doing things together. (I've lived this and everytime the woman who didn't want to make decisions tells me in the end that she was tired of me making all the plans.) WTF!
No contact:
1. If you can’t cook; I want someone that can get in the kitchen and get dirty with me. (Oh yeah, I can cook to survive.) lol
2. Only worried about how much money I make and what I can afford to buy you. ( I love getting things for my lady; just don't like being told to do it.)
3. If you are educated and complain about the job you have but don’t look for a new one.
4. You are in your 30-40 and dress or look like you are sixty. (Come on losen up, we'll be there soon enough)
5. Can think of a million special things a man can do for you, but can’t come up with one you can do for a man.
6. Just plain mean all the time.
7. Try to date multiple guys till you can decide which one will spend the most on you.
8. If you don’t like to laugh.
Ok, so who's in with me?
