Date men and women from United States / Alabama / Daleville, 35 year old

Date a soulmate from Alabama, United States. Yes, it's true. I was born without a sense of humor. I also have a total lack of self-confidence. I am an "inside the box" thinker and I loathe to learn new things. I do not like to travel and pretty much hate leaving the house in general. I am a control freak and cannot stand it when things don't go my way. I despise adventure and all it entails.I am looking for someone who also has no sense of humor. Emotional instability is also highly valued. An intolerance to sarcasm is a must. This person should not like to tackle challenges, climb mountains, or see new things. A very narrow, rigid-minded view of the world would also be appreciated. I would like to find someone who goes to the gym 8 days a week, but never ventures outdoors for running, hiking, or mountain biking, especially under adverse environmental conditions, i.e. rain or snow. An extensive criminal record is a plus. If you think you have these qualities and you don't like to laugh, send me a message today.

Meet people from Alabama, United States. I am looking for someone that I can talk to, enjoy her company. Time and chemistry will tell if it can be a good match. I believe that all can be done with hard work as long as the persons involved are willing to.

Date a soulmate from Alabama, United States. I'm selfish, impatient, and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle, but if you can't handle me at my worst then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.
-Marilyn Monroe
First and foremost, I am not looking for a "husband" nor am I looking for a man to "take care of me" right now I am just looking for someone to have fun with and get to know. With that being said then read on...
Well obviously I am single and looking otherwise I wouldn't be here. I am happy with my life, mostly. I say mostly because I have reached the point where I am tired of the same old thing. I guess that is what brings me here.
I am from Alabama, born and raised. I have moved around some as an adult but found myself back in my hometown of Daleville after my divorce. I enjoy the outdoors, football, reading, movies and music. I have to say I am a bit of a goofball. I do like to see the humor in things and I enjoy laughing and smiling. Most of my pics are of me being a goofball. I may not be "barbie" and if that is what you are looking for then look else where. I am a country girl at heart but that doesn't mean I don't enjoy art and culture as well. I love to have conversations about nothing and everything. I am rather open minded and always willing to try something at least twice, you can't make a judgement on the first try, what if you did it wrong? I am very honest, sometimes brutally honest. If you dont want an honest answer I am not the person to ask thats for sure. I love going out and finding new things to get into and a dinner and movie is always good but to be honest I would rather stay in and cook a nice meal and hang out and talk then cuddle up on the couch and watch a movie, even pretend I am a teenager again and "makeout" a little like I am worried my parents might catch us. Yea, you know that feeling, you know what i am talking about. I do believe in God with all of my heart and soul but I don't go to church and I am not a christian by any means. This does not make me a bad person. I am just not a hypocrite or going to pretend to be something I am not. I am not high maintenance and I am full of sass.
I have two daughters 16 and 12. My daughters are my world and come first in my life, we are a package deal so if you dont like kids then dont bother messaging me. I love my family and friends and hanging with them is important to me.
I am looking for a guy who can make me laugh and smile. I love to laugh and make others laugh. I want the guy who can laugh at life with me. Who appreciates the simple things in life like I do. I want someone who enjoys my company as much as I do his. I am not hard to please nor am I complicated person. I am looking for the same. I just want someone I can have fun with and be my goofy self. Looks are not everything. I am more about personality and humor. When we are both 80 years old and all wrinkly and ugly what are we going to have left if not someone we can still enjoy life with. I want the guy who when we are both that old still does stupid stuff to get a laugh out of me.
I don't bite, too hard anyway lol so anything you would like to know then email and ask, I am an open book.

Meet people from Alabama, United States. I am a single mother of teenage girls. I enjoy learning new things and spending time with others. I am an optemistic person and try to be fair. I love kids and am looking for someone with a good sense of humor who is good with teenagers (whether he has them or not). I don't mind getting dirty, but also enjoy dressing up and being girly. I'd like a man who is not afraid to be himself around me and is not jealous.

Date a woman from Alabama, United States. I love the outdoors, except spiders, and would prefer to go fishing on a Friday night rather than go out to a club. I'm not much for loud crowds. I would much rather spend my time with friends and family having good conversation and building memories that will last. I'm deeply loyal until crossed. After that, there's no love. I'll listen to most any type of music, prefer something with a little bass, but its not a major factor in my life. Ive been told I have a corny sense of humor and at times a sharp sarcastic tongue, but i don't mean any harm. I try not to judge, unless you need it, then i will judge you and judge you harshly. . . lol jk. But, seriously, its not appropriate to go to wal-mart in you pajamas, or spew foul language in public. Both of those are pet peeves of mine. I have three teenagers who i love hanging out with. The boys are 15 and 14, and baby girl is 13. They are my driving force in life and come before all else. I'm hoping to maybe find someone i can have complete comfort with. I'm not looking to change anyone, nor should anyone expect to change me. if the pieces don't fit easily, they're the wrong pieces. But if they fall seamlessly into place, it'll be a beautiful picture. . . .

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