Date men and women from United States / Alabama / Cusseta, 42 year old

Date people from Cusseta, United States. Once you meet me you will never forget me. Have you laughing and rolling the floor until your sides hurt. Hopeless leave funny sticky note just for you to make you smile to let you know how much I care. Wait until you kiss me ( by the way love to kiss). Out of this world. Hazel brown eyes that you can get lost in, just to warn you ahead of time once you look into them, your a goner (LOL). If you were hoping for a Victoria Secret girl then go look at the catalog because thats as close and either of us will get to them. If you were hoping for a Barbie Doll go to Wal-Mart and ask Ken, he sholud know she took him for everything he was worth. If you were looking for a built-in-maid then call a maid service. If you were looking for a One-night stand then go to the bar and get the "blue light special" and wake up next to her missing her front tooth while you are trying to naw off your right arm. But if you are ready for a good woman then here I am.
I love to make people laugh and you only live life once. I would love to have someone who can love me for me. Someone who will fill my life with smiles and laughter. I love to take long walks, love to go to the beach, never been on vacation or a cruise but maybe oneday. Most people always say they would go to the ends of the earth to find that one true love well what are you waiting on here I am.